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John's Garage Sale

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Cheap used stuff.


John Howard Garage Sale.
Out the back of Kirribilli House.



1 hardly-used terrorist (out on bail)
1 superseded abo paedophile scare
1 foreclosed prosperous economy
1 Iraq Oil War (needs some work)
1 antique treasurer (for nostalgia buffs?)
1 slightly used APC (a few scratches)

.oOo.

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Ricardovitz said:

How much you rekon you want to git for it? Are you gonna throw in some Iraki slaves with that, or am I just gett'n the oil?

Well, sight unseen, I'll bid $50 per barrel of Iraki oil deliverd FOB, and I'll give you $1000 a head for Female slaves; $1500 a head for processed (sterilized and cleaned) Female slaves. Ain't much market for Iraki males, but I rekon I can use them for parts - $300/head is top dollar I'd pay for 'em.
July 16, 2007

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