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PAYING TOO MUCH FOR PETROL?

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Blame MadmanAhmed and the Mad Mullahs of Tehran.



Their desire for nuclear weapons is rattling the Oil markets. We can't let them blackmail us at the petrol bowsers.


This is one of the Mad Mullahs bomb making factories.


The world should unite behind President Bush and tell them they will be overthrown if they don't stop their nuclear weapons programme.

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Chato said:

If he frightens you, just send our

plucky little arse-sucking, parasitic,

P.M. (putrid malignancy) to appease him.



I thought I heard the smirking trasherer

saying that high prices and low wages

means prosperity for lucky people.

Every time you pay a bit more for petrol

it is like putting money in the bank.

If it's a problem I'm sure Uncle Suckhole

will not allow his people to suffer.





April 20, 2006

Anonymous said:

Do those horns on MadmanAhmed imply he is a "horny" leader?

Maybe that/s his problem; not getting his end in enough.

A good root will solve most of your problems and thats probably what he needs.



That and a good spliff.



Phil "Pothead" Williams
April 20, 2006

misha said:

Say what you will, there's one absolute certainty if the Bush whackos (or their Israeli proxies) bomb Iraq: petrol at the pumps for $50 a litre!
April 21, 2006

Chato said:

Did you mean Iran?
April 21, 2006

TEX LUMBAGO said:

Easy mistake to make. In fact George W Bush made the same mistake in 2003.
April 21, 2006

misha said:

Damn, yes, Iran, sorry.
April 22, 2006

Mr_Jupiter said:

The deranged administration of US President George W Bush would have us believe - among its countless other lies - that the Nuclear Bunker Buster (aka Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator) is the neat and precise weapon of a civilised nation. For further edification, I invite Xenox News readers to peruse the following link:



http://www.ucsusa.org/global_security/nuclear_weapons/nuclear-bunker-buster-rnep-animation.html
April 22, 2006

Chato said:

I believe that Oz is led by a

Robust Nutless Arse Penetrator, and

has no need of the magnificent and safe

Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator.
April 22, 2006

Anonymous said:

Ever penetrated the earth with your own nuclear warhead?

Y'know...

That thing in your pants.

I've done it, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. And, once I cleaned the pebble out of its eye, it still functioned perfectly.



Der Williekopf
April 26, 2006

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