poor Africans to get a feed.
The art of charity may be enlightened self-interest
says John, the plucky little Oz national thing.
Market forces have responded to the Oz appetite
for brown and yellow water, as anaemic clear water
falls from favour with the robopathic consumers.
Soon by the magic of increased charges for water
services, Ostrichlians will be able to have such
delicacies as ebola virus and exotic strains of
drug-resistant microbes delivered with solids,
directly from the poverty-stricken arse of a member
of the dark races from the horn of africa.
The privatized water service will supply a native
posed as a tasteful fitting that will hang the arse
over the typical middle-class kitchen sink.
Not only will recycled water be available from
the lucky fitting but it will happily consume kitchen
scraps and similar household rubbish.
The prime national John thing has been nominated
for all prominent humanitarian awards by a very
grateful, retarded public.
.oOo.
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YUGO
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De art uh charity may be enlightened self-interest says John, de plucky little Oz nashunal wahtahmellun. Market fo'ces gots' responded t'de Oz appetite fo' brown and yellow booze, as anaemic clear booze falls fum favour wid de robopadic consumers. Soon by de magic uh increased charges fo' booze services, Ostrichlians gots'ta be able t'gots' such delicacies as ebola virus and 'esotic strains of drug-resistant microbes delivered wid solids, directly fum de poverty-stricken arse uh a member of de dark races fum de ho'n uh africa. Sheeeiit. De privatized booze service gots'ta sdownply some native posed as some tasteful fittin' dat gots'ta hang de arse ova' de typical middle-class kitchen sink. Not only gots'ta recycled booze be available fum de lucky fittin' but it gots'ta happily consume kitchen scraps and similar cribhold rubbish. De prime nashunal Raz'tus din' gots'ta been nominated fo' all prominent humanitarian awards by some very grateful, retarded public. .oOo. |
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REDNECK SEWAGE REPORT How yo' pathetic dullards will he'p pore Africans t'git a feed, cuss it all t' tarnation. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Th' art of charity may be inlightened se'f-interest says John-Boy, th' plucky li'l Oz nashunal thin'. Market fo'ces haf responded t'th' Oz appetite fo' brown an' yeller water, as anaemic clear water falls fum favour wif th' robopathic cornsoomrs. Soon by th' magic of increased charges fo' water services, Ostrichlians will be able t'have sech delicacies as ebola virus an' exotic strains of drug-resistant microbes delivahed wif solids, direckly fum th' povahty-stricken arse of a member of th' dark races fum th' ho'n of africa. Th' privatized water service will supply a native posed as a tasteful fittin' thet will hang th' arse ovah th' typical middle-class kitchen sink. Shet mah mouth! Not only will recycled water be available fum th' lucky fittin' but it will happily cornsoom kitchen scraps an' similar household rubbish. Th' prime nashunal John-Boy thin' has been nominated fo' all prominent hoominitarian awards by a mighty grateful, retarded public. *CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA* |
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I'm fucked if I'm gonna gnaw on this crap stuff again. I spewed my guts out last time! Some bloody party! - Mouse2 |
agitprop
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Back to the good old days of White Australia, the yellow peril and reds Under The Bed. Johnny, you fucken cane toad, there would be NO Aussie "culture" without the 'other" you so obviously fucken despise! |
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A bit of stale old database, a few tacky images here and there - that's all. - Mouse1 |
Unregistered
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I once suck into the PM's department and chewed on a bit of policy. I was lucky to only take a nibble, but that nearly killed me! If I'd had more I would have been fucked! - Mouse2 |
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