for big steaming interest rate turd
in the great Inflation Nation.
Uncle Suckhole responded to a spate
of finger-pointing by the bludging
losers of Howardland reforms.
"How many times have I tried to tell
you losers? I have no control over
interest rates and I never will have.
Mysterious global forces that I could
not control are at work here.
It was the other bloke who asked you
to trust him - not me!
I am just a very humble little PM who
never knows about anything, and never
does anything. So you see I must be
totally innocent. Blame the other
guy, it was him, I saw him do it,
that is his smelly turd!"
Trasherer Pretty Costlyblow clarified
how the new economics works with a
superior smirk thrown in for free.
"When you take the quarterly current
account figures, divide them by the
first figure that comes into your
head, add your age, double the
result, divide the result by three,
add the last interest rate increase,
and blow out all the candles on your
birthday cake while making a magical
gesture, nov schmoz kapop, blah,
blah, nurple purple, maple surple,
inflation elation, funny money, eat
your honey - then Bob's your uncle! I
can't make it any clearer than that."
A sinister hateful look replaced
his usual grotesque smirk.
"As for you Reserve Bank bastards, I
won't forget this you dirty cunts!"
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Anonymous
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Hey Mr Howard-Hater Chato, our PM didnt promise lower interest rates. He promised that he would keep them lower than Beazleys losers; they had them at 17% compared to 5.5% now. Digger Cranbourne |
Mr_Jupiter
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An ignorant, supine electorate is the only reason John Howard is still in power. Anyone with even a shred of historical awareness knows that the high interests rates under Keating's last years were - just as Howard's lower rates now - a product of global economic events. Our interest rates have little to do with any voodoo performed by the "fiscally responsible" liars, bigots and suckholes currently in charge of this morally comatose country. Stay tuned for global recession - and the subsequent economic meltdown Downunder - as Mad King George sinks the USS Superpower. What will the PM's excuses be then? "Oh, I didn't see that memo"? Or, "Oh, we were acting on advice we believed was true at the time"? Or, "The dog ate my homework"?! |
Pooey Pete
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I thought this was about the clevland steamer i just dropped into the pan. when I picked it up it was so warm and squishy! |
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