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TOWERING FIGURES

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Oz Emperor Hogturd has a plan to return
The Howardland to prosperity, and impress
the retarded voters and God.
All to restore the lost popularity
of his noxious regime.


"I got the idea from Easter Island!" drooled
the criminally insane transgenic rodent.

"My regime will employ millions of bludgers
to construct giant stone monoliths that
shall honour noble dictators of the past.
I believe the Gods will be pleased and will
shower the deserving wealthy with even more
unearned wealth."

Shaking with the tremors associated with
deepening senility, general psychosis, and
the brain-damaging effects of the neurotoxic
neuroleptic drugs that have been prescribed
to control his insane outbursts, the true
friend of the working class, raved-on, with
the foam of mania dripping from his bloated
lower lip.

"The first erection shall be to that moral
giant, Pinochet, then the great paragon of
christian virtue, Maggie Thatcher!
Pol Pot and Hitler have a special place in
my affections, and you cannot imagine the
moral agonies I experienced in trying to
receive guidance from The Lord about who
shall be the first to be erected in stone.
Being fair is always my first concern when
paying respect to the ruling classes!
Our first concerns should always be about
honouring dead and semi-dead dictators."
.oOo.

http://www.101usesforajohnhoward.com/
Comments (6)add comment

Digger said:

You are a mono-manical Howard-hater Chato.

Take your pills and calm down for godsake!

Digger

Cranbourne
December 13, 2006

Unregistered said:

Me too, Digger! Did you know that when John laid his first turd after 10 years of constipation, it was huge! A miracle, and a virgin birth!
The Liberal Party gold-plated it, and it now takes pride of place on the altar of The Dark Lord. They bow down to it on special occasions, and touch it lightly with their lips - hoping for a blessing!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
December 13, 2006

Chato said:

Captain, that is even worse than I suspected! These Hitler-worshipping misfits illustrate what happens when dad is playing the property-market and the delinquent kids are allowed to run wild. These lost kids inevitably fall under bad influences, such as the Liberal Party, the IPA, the CIS and similar carbuncles on the arse of decent society!
December 13, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

Hitler was a mental weakling, and Thatcher, though it was shriviled, still had a gushing prune between her legs that permitted femones to temper her otherwise good judgment.

We need a real leader. One who has the courage and moral fortitude to accelerate Darwinism and help to make the inhabitants of this world more in God's image.
December 13, 2006

Bob said:

Total destruction, the only solution.
December 13, 2006

Chato said:

What is built-up, has ever higher maintainence costs! Check Google on Joseph Tainter's "The Collapse of Complex Societies".
Collapse is inevitable, and no amount of lying by politicians, the corrupt people they serve, the media airheads, and sports fans will change that truth!
Far from being beneficial, "leaders" simply push people along a catastrophic path far past the point they normally would have gone!
December 13, 2006

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