what the bitch wants... the bitch gets...
Love at first sight can be the start of a great relationship, but it is not the best way to buy a wedding ring. In fact there is no 'right' time to buy. Perhaps when you are both dead in the grave, bone in bone, should you make the final decision.
While an impulse buy might be more fun, in the long run we are all dead. But you will be happier if a little more thought is put into choosing your wedding ring. When you finally buy the wedding ring of your dreams, it should not only be beautiful, but it should be a design that ties your partner to you, through thick and thin, through sickness and health, in the tomb for all eternity. And it should be one that fits your lifestyle of crack cocaine and satanic worship. Durable and comfortable to wear everyday, no matter which orifice is being fucked.
A Tungsten wedding band. Soild metal for the ties that bind.
Ricardovitz
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Dern weddin ring made out of old light bulbs - yep, you ain't gonna git no sweetie ta gussie up to ya with that piece of crap. Maybe some dumb ol crack-whore who'll slice yer uglies off fer no dern good reason when yer sleepin 'll give up her cooter fer that ring, I reckon. Y'all is jest too dumb to get it. Don't kow nothin! Smart fellers know ta go git that fancy gold weddin ring ta match the one they git. Make that gal feel right special fer thar preacher man makes it all official like. THEN YOU SLAP THAT RING ON YER GAL, JEST LIKE YOU DONE BRANDED A PRIZE STEER! She's yers. You own that gal fer the rest of her life, and if'n she give you a bunch of lip 'bout that, I reckon many a gal's sickly health might could cut thar life spectancy short. Thar weddin ring you done gave yer gal - that dern thing betta stay put ware you done stuk it. And, if any 'ol dick-slingin-joe come 'round sniffin that cooter that done belong to you, I reckon that ring's yer licence go go BLAM! upside that cooter-russler's head. Now, y'all ponder that fer you go jibber-jabberin bout thangs you dern't know nothin 'bout. |
Richard
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In ancient times, accepting a wedding ring constituted a legally binding agreement between husband and wife. The wife became property of the husband, a holding of sorts. It also represented protection to the wife—a protection against challengers seizing her legal and rightful position in a power grab. ___________________ [silver jewelry | silver rings |
True Love
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My wife gave me a ring. A penis ring. And she attached a chain to it and drags me all round the neighbourhood. Some say I am the laughing stock of the neighbourhood. But for me it is all worth it. |
