God comes down to earth..devil sticks red hot poker up his arse...then he starts looking for all the lords followers..."Yo Judge Roy Bean of Alabama! Here is the sword of Satan to perforate your bowel!"...next on the list is any wanker that thanks God...All in glorious bloody technicolour!yeh the fuckin holy ghost was directing me right here...to spunk all over that fucking rag that dickhead Mel Gobson is writing from!
What a clown! The last good movie he made was 'Tim'. Y'know where he was a mentally demented wanker!
Hasn't changed a bit!
Fucking religous movies my arse...here's one for ya:
As we bubble down to THEIR armageddeon..remember if you wanta save this world you must kill one religous dickhead each:
Jew Muslim Christian (especially born again)
It dont fucking matter!
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Anonymous
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I would simply like to thank you LordyLordyLordy, for your succinct and well argued article. I for one wish to see the return of the ancient Roman spectcale of feeding christians to lions. |
Anonymous
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Here's a movie plot pitch for ya: Mel goes to Vatican City and fucks the pope up the ass, takes the throne, then goes on a world tour promoting his latest buddy action flick: jesus and mad Mel, takin on the bad guys with guns a-blazing! Future prediction: Mel takes up US citizenship and runs for president. |
Ricardovitz
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Truth comes out dern't it. Atheist-Commiunists they's really SATANISTS. Them folks hate God, hate God-fear'n folks, 'n serve thar master - Satan. Muslims is part of the Commie-Athiest-Satan aligence. Jews 'll jest git swallered up by 'em. Win or lose, boys and girls - dern't make no never mind ta me - cuz I'm a gonna be blessed and loved in GOD'S GLORIOUS KINGDOM. So, bring it on Devil Dogs,...................bring it on!!!!!!!! |
Nafe
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There you go bringing Santa into it again. What the fuck do you have against Father Christmas ya prick! Not very nice you mean bastard. |
Raging Ronin
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Ah yes, Ricky Ricardo, Jesus is a-comin'... He's just a couple of thousand years late. Maybe he took a left turn at Albaquerque and got lost? Maybe he changed his mind? Maybe he has better things to do? Maybe he hitched a ride on a UFO? Or just maybe he is deader than disco? |
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