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Man taken off Planet

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He was here, but now he is gone. The mystery of his disappearance has deepened after investigators found no trace of a struggle at his home.

Everything was still there. Wallet, passport, glasses, even his well thumbed bible. But no signs of him.

Investigators tracking his final movements said he was last seen leaving a bus and trudging towards home. His head bent down, eyes ablaze, and silently mumbling to himself.

But, I repeat, there was no sign of a struggle.

Members of his sportsclub, which he religiously attended each Sunday at 2pm for his weekly game, said they saw no change in his behavior.

"Nothing he said or did struck me as being unusual", said one member. Another stated: "He was a regular Joe, one who knows what come uppance was awaiting him. As it is for the rest of us."

 

"It is like he has left the planet."

 

It has been a month since his last sighting but still no credit card transactions, internet forum postings, or Facebook comments have been noted. The weather was cold when he was last seen. He lacked a hat, but his home was near the bus stop.

The wind has been howling these days and at night the owls circle the roof of his home. His house now abandoned, except for a brief cordon of police tape. Maybe, like all of us have done or want to do, he wondered off the edge. Into those places where troubled thoughts can take you; into the abyss that we will all call home.

 

Investigators said that for the time being they will continue their hunt for him.

 

-XenoxNews.com Staff Reporter-

Comments (11)add comment

Bart said:

Obviously a swinger.
March 01, 2010

S>E>T>I said:

One more humanoid experiment completed.
March 04, 2010

Stiffed reporter said:

Still missing...
They are about to close the case. Just another missing human no one gives a fuck about.
March 06, 2010

Dr Cokulus said:

I believe he spontaeously combusted whilst masturbating with his left hand during a full moon.
March 08, 2010

Moon ritual said:

"I'm coming Lord!"
March 09, 2010

Hey Wazza! said:

We seek him here... we seek him there!
March 19, 2010

Ricardovitz said:

Pete - ya jest sound like another queer who cain't git a honest job doin honest work. How's 'bout you git out of the scribblin business and into a pair of overalls and git to pullin weeds out of some of my fields.
April 13, 2010

FlimFlamMan said:

Kudzoo problem Ricky?
April 13, 2010

Ricardovitz said:

Kudzu dern't grow 'round here. Gits too cold in thar mountains fer it ta grab hold of much. Mostly a problem fer folks south of Habersham county. I git that thar Cogongrass nastyin up my fieds mostly. Need me some hard workin fieldhands keep it from suckin up all my fertilizer....'n cows dern't like it none fer grazin on. Tain't nothin but a worthless 'ol weed - jest like gooberment welfare tity sucklers.
April 13, 2010

Beds R Burnin said:

Yeah but that moonshine sure tastes sweet, don't it you daft old hillbilly.
April 14, 2010

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