In an inspired move; Australia's decrepit leader, 70 year old PM John Howard, has decided to invoke the XenoxNews work contract as the standard employer-employee form.
It reads as follows..
XENOX NEWS EMPLOYEE WORK CONTRACT
1. I will do what my boss says.
2. The amount of pay I get is entirely negotiable at any time, and if my boss doesn't want to pay me, I'll gladly agree.
3. I will spunk all over union officials.
XenoxNews editor Tex Lumbago was quoted as saying he was proud that a fucking old cunt like Howard saw fit to recognise the dynamic business model of XenoxNews, and that what's good for XenoxNews must be good for Australia.
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Max
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The only "employees" the Rodent won't ever consider sacking, no matter how incompetant, corrupt or abusive, are his very own ministers! Duhstralia, you were warned! The Rodent Chainsaw Massacre is upon us! |
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