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Spluttering 70 year old Aussie PM John Howard said today the fuss over the political asylum seeking Chinese diplomat Chong Dim Sim would not deter him from seeking a free trade deal with the despotic Communist government of China. Not deterred by the fact that the dictatorial Chinese government has been responsible for millions of deaths since 1948 PM Howard said:

"I won't let human rights stand in the way of Aussie business getting access to the captive markets of China. Remember my Government supported our farmers as they sold shit loads of wheat to that other tyrant we had to invade cause he was so tyrannical, Saddam Hussein."