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Home Local Oz Politics AUSTRALIA ON TERROR ALERT!

AUSTRALIA ON TERROR ALERT!

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Australia's Justice Minister, Chris Ellison, has issued a warning. Australia is on terror alert! "The information that we have is linked to Al Qaeda and its subsidiaries," he said.
"We can't go into the detail of that but suffice to say that the information is credible."
"It's generalised, not specific as to targets and timing but sufficient to take the people of Australia into our confidence and advise them of this."

And where did he get this information?
"I've just listened to Osama's last tape."

I, for one, are glad our lives are in their hands.
Comments (6)add comment

Anonymous said:

I didn't know that hopeless tweed Ellison could speak Arabic!
November 20, 2002

Anonymous said:

The terrorist works by the rule, Kill one scare a thousand the solution is don't be scared just say what the fuck.Your chances of being caught up in it ar about ninty thousand to one.Please let's drink all the beer first
November 21, 2002

Anonymous said:

The terrorist works by the rule, Kill one scare a thousand the solution is don't be scared just say what the fuck.Your chances of being caught up in it ar about ninty thousand to one.Please let's drink all the beer first
November 21, 2002

Anonymous said:

HERE IS THE PARTY, WHERE IS THE WINE?

- LEMON AID
November 21, 2002

Chato said:

I think it's worth all the "terror"

just to see Howard stick his lower

lip out as he tries to put on a

"stern" look. I wonder how he'd like

me to grab it with a pair of pliers

and pull it over his head like a

fucking foreskin?
October 16, 2005

HowardHater said:

But his lower lip is his foreskin!
The old adage: Big men have big pricks, little men are all prick.
October 16, 2005

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