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Home Local Oz Politics An important message from the Prime Minister to pensioners about their status.

An important message from the Prime Minister to pensioners about their status.

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Errrr, for the purposes of this coming federal election,
pensioners shall be granted an exemption from the odious
imputation I had previously applied that they were enemies
of the Howardland state.


I hereby put them all on notice that when I get returned
to my previous vice-regal status, all pensioners shall
revert to their previous status, as scum, bludgers, cheats
malingerers, and total frauds.
.oOo.
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Digger said:

PM Howard has been the best friend pensioners have had. Unlike that fraud Rudd, he knows how they feel.

Digger,
Cranbourne
October 25, 2007

*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* said:

Digger, you are right! Johnny is just as deeply afflicted with dementia as the oldest and rattiest pensioner. The retarded Oz public could not care less.
October 25, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

aint a pensioner. He's still working, collecting his pay with the worst of them.

Ya cain't fire a pensioner. And, since he's working for you, and if you claim to be in a free country (regardless of what I think), THEN FIRE HIM!!!!
October 25, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

and stop paying people for nothin.

You bunch of nimrodic lemmings just keep on payin lazy good for nothing old people, poor people, black people, dumb people - hell, just about any screwed-up people for DOING NOTHING!!!!

WWDD? (What Would Darwin Do?)
October 25, 2007

Unregistered said:

That's easy: Crack a Darwin stubbie.
October 25, 2007

Lucky Phil said:

October 26, 2007

Ms Mung said:

I wonder what Mr Ricardovitz does for a living? And is he really a Cuban Jew?
October 26, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

I reckon you don't rightly know about none of us, do you. The name sure shounds Jooban, don't it?
October 27, 2007

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