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Australia WHO screwed you last night???

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Like the rest of the country I woke up today blearied eyed and with a stunning headache. What the fuck had happened? As my thoughts crystallized in my throbbin’ noggin last night all began to come back to me…. It all started with red Kezza on the ABC and a stubby in my hand. And then it gets steadily worse; that cunt Nick Minchin’s grin getting bigger as the night wore on. Someone from the Planet of the Apes claiming victory for the Family First Party, Latham conceding defeat, and finally that cunt Howard giggling like a goose as he claimed his election win!

A victory for hope he called it I think.

Jesus Fucking Christ! The cunt got an increased majority and looks like he’ll control the senate with those dickhead born-again morons Family First!

What did Howard do to deserve that???

Well that’s it man. The fucking gloves are off now. Howard has set the standard. Do anything it takes to win. Call black white. Call fear hope. Lie your arse off and don’t give a shit.

What a fucking middle-class nightmare this country is turning into. Fuck democracy!

Im with Lordy on this one. We can all play this game; and from now on Xenox News will be. Not even a pretence of fair and balance here.

Time to kick out the Jams Muthurfuckers!
We ain't gunna work on Johnnys farm no more!

Tom Titmouse
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Anonymous said:

Howard used the conman's trick of stating a fact and then extrapolating it into a fiction.


The fact: "Australians know that interest rates are hundreds of dollars more affordable on the average mortgage since this Government came to office."


The fiction: "What I'm saying is, that you can always be certain that interest rates will be lower under a Coalition Government."


October 10, 2004

Anonymous said:

Australia is a tiny nation riding on the coattails of a "globalised" economy. When "it" goes, Australia will go, and there wont be a thing your Prime Minister can do about it! his statements regarding interest rates are patent nonsense.


Sven Svensen
October 11, 2004

Pigsnail said:

Thats it I'm outta here! I'm moving to the land of of the long white cloud brother, and I aint coming back until the smoke clears from the rubble
October 12, 2004

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