those doddering elderly bludgers.
In a fit of non-core compassion, the plucky
little arse-sucking Oz PM gives a rousing
speech about efficiency - despite his very
painful set of rubbed-raw lips and a bad
case of bleeding brown-tongue:-
"If we wish to continue the spectacular
level of reforms that we have seen under the
shadow of the Howardland regime, we must
never allow human weakness and sentiment to
override our march to national destiny!
I anticipate that I shall take my place
alongside the greats - Stalin, Hitler, Pol
Pot, Judas, Cain, Charles Manson, the
wonderful, hard-working Ed Gein...
But let me get back to the main topic!
In keeping with our suckhole revolution we are
introducing the DEATHCHOICES(TM) scheme
to complement the Howard STUPIDCARD(TM).
You could not have failed to notice the
increasing number of bludging elderly
living off the taxpayers:
Bald, stupid, corrupt old men. Ugly old
cunts wearing glasses. Stunted and deaf
bludgers, living rent-free, drinking
taxpayer funded wine, living high on the
hog, getting free travel around the world,
and totally free medical and dental care.
THIS MUST STOP! NOW!
So very soon, they will have the choice to
work of their guilt in a Soylent Brown
factory, be screeched to death by listening
to the Holy Hellsong choir of demons, or by
slashing their veins with a Centrelink
supplied rusty razor blade!"
Kim Bigbagoshitzly broke out in a cold sweat
at the news, and made his escape to the
canteen pie-shop where he refused to oppose
the Government scheme and stuffed his
useless face full of pastry.
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Pigggggggies In Pink
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From an early age we are told to suck the breasts of our mothers and believe in God, Jesus, democracy and Lil' Johnny Howard. You say different, you say Johnny isn't a God Send, but a Hell Song Send, sent to breach and sent to disrupt us in our God Given Bird Song Happyness & Goodness of Might is Right, and ADF, and Israel's two captured soldiers and the cost it takes to set them free by blowing a hole in the Earth's atmosphere which also includes. Oh, how your words fire us with insult and invective, to think that we could all be so wrong, and all be wrong for so long, as to believe, as to trust, as to fall into the safety shell of safe, well and comfortable as the venerated through the media, leader of our confederacy of states could also be put under the flag of the commonwealth of countries, and her Highness the Queen of Democracy. How Chato's Free Land, has been turned and turned again in it's grave morose tenderings, to find a country replete with falseness and devilry, out of the mind of a real-estate prophet and tenderer, selling off stuff for profit, and for profit alone. The legal profession, how it has driven us like a nail into the tenderest of G spots down in Canberra, the cannabis capital of Australia. |
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