XenoxNews.com Election 2007 Coverage. News so good you’ll think the sun shines from our arse!
And now that the election is finally is on you can expect XenoxNews.com to get it on...
Check the archives; we have been in the election business for years!
2001, 2004, 1972 : we were there. Providing all the incisive analysis you have come to expect from Australia’s number one news website.
And it will be the same this time around. Our band of expert commentators will provide you, dear reader, with all the information you need to make an informed choice in election 2007.
We have the wit of Rev Chato, the in-depth analysis of Max Gross, and the view from the US with Ricardovitz.
And if that doesn't get you going there is always the perverted mumblings of Herr Fucknuckle to titillate your intellect.
Xenoxnews.com doesn't pretend to hide its biases in a fantasy of balance. Most of us here hate that cunt Howard with a passion and we won't be afraid to show it! We want him and his fucking bitch wife hauled out of their taxpayer funded mansion on Sydney Harbour by the short and curlies and dumped from Coathanger Bridge.
But, as we always do, we will allow the other side to have their say. And I am sure that we will hear the view from the right from stalwart XenoxNews.com contributors and Howard lovers Patriot and his little mate Digger as the election campaign hots up.
So for all your election news, views, rumours, lies, and naughty pictures go no further XenoxNews.com; your trusted name in Australian Political Commentary and Analysis.
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Comments (11)
A. Einstein
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Our attention is now drawn to the phenomenon of fleshy pendular masses being suspended against gravity by space-time distortions. A nearby new star has been ignited despite its proximity to a Howard-Costello black hole. |
Unregistered
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Albert please consider that this is an image of a body in motion. Said fleshy appendages are conserving angular momentum as the model's head is in the process of moving downwards quite rapidly. Shortly after this photo was taken the arse shine was eclipsed by the testicles. A rare astronomical event! |
RepoMan
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Election Odds update Michael Eskander has ALP shortening to $1.45 Liberal/Coalition - $2.90 |
Cynical observer
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Who cares what he calls himself when he flashes some of your own money in your face as an inducement to remain stupid. |
Cynical observer
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Yugo, I could send you a pic of the PM - the scrotum of our nation. Would that do? |
Dr Frank Einstein - Astrophysicist
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In Australia we look straight into the cruel centre of non-core John's date. If you want to study dark matter or black holes, there is no better place than Australia. |
Horatio_Felatio
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Thats not a scrotum. That looks like pinkelwurst to me! Speaking about Pinkelwurst, whatever happened to that tart Eva? |
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