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Home Local Oz Politics HOWARD BLOWS LATHAM OUT OF THE ELECTION!

HOWARD BLOWS LATHAM OUT OF THE ELECTION!

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At the official launch of the Coalition's 2004 Election Campaign PM John Howard unveiled fabulous new policies and confirmed himself as Australia's greatest PM ever.
He also promised that he would protect every red blooded Australian males right to see nekkid chicks rooting dogs!
That’s right. He is remaining resolute on the War on Terror and said he would not shirk from protecting Australia and it's way of life from those lunatic Muslims. And so that means that one-handed TV viewing can continue in our country.
Latham on the other hand wants to run away from these terrorists! Forget that loser!

PM Howard also said a lot of other stuff about technical schools, Doctors, and interest rates. But the main message is that he will fight all the Arabs in Asia so we can keep nekkid chicks on our TVs and Computers where they belong.

Hallelujah!


Raspberry Cordial

ps Whens that Max Gross v Patriot debate gunna happen? Is Max chickening out or what?
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Anonymous said:

Dammit! I thought I saw the headline screaming HOWARD BLOWS LATHAM... thought this dull, wank of a fucken bullshit election campaign was about to juice up some!
September 29, 2004

Anonymous said:

First Costello, now Latham...no wonder Simon Crean is jealous.





Scrumpy Jack
September 30, 2004

Anonymous said:

"John Howard, the conservative poster boy fogy, regarded by pinch-faced old ladies as a spunk, has spent three terms trying to make Australians in his image. And he appears to have succeeded. Widely believed to be on his way to winning a fourth term, John Howard will become the conclusive spokesman for a nation of cowardly and insipidly dull sheep. "





http://members.optushome.com.au/thesquiz/scatt.htm


October 02, 2004

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