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Home Local Oz Politics IT'S TIME AGAIN

IT'S TIME AGAIN

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It's time - the time to face facts.


Yes, my cheeky little Oz dullards, it's
way past time. Time to face the fact that
you have put a tapeworm in charge of your
once was a nation. Time to face the fact
that this parasite worships the dirty shit
hole of Uncle Sam. Time to face the fact
that you will never live to see the damage
done to your once was a nation repaired,
you clever little darlings.

Now that it is too late you will have
plenty of time. Won't you?

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Ricardovitz said:

Don't tapeworms infest the rectal areas of dirty buttmunchers?  Bet you know much about nasty tapeworms, doncha.
August 07, 2006

Hymie said:

writhing around in ham sandwiches.
August 07, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

Only a dumb jigaboo would find tape worms in a ham sandwich.  It's the Trichina worm that infests some pork products.  Poor, dumb jigaboo.
August 08, 2006

Chato said:

I, for one, am proud that our PM (Parasitic Malignancy) is the first tapeworm to mislead a once was a nation!
August 08, 2006

Fido said:

WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?

There is no other way for a pet to get tapeworms except from fleas.

Many people who had thought their pet could not possibly have fleas find out about the infestation this way. The tapeworm segment breaks open releasing its eggs. A larval flea consumes the egg along with the flea dirt that it normally eats. As the larval flea matures, so does the baby tapeworm. When a grooming dog or cat licks the flea and swallows it, the dead flea is digested in the dog’s stomach releasing the baby tapeworm. The tapeworm is passed to its new home in the dog or cat’s small intestine where it attaches and lives its life.

This parasite does not harm the pet in any way as there are plenty of nutrients passing by to serve both the host and its tapeworm (tapeworms require very little nutrients.) Still, high performance dogs, who need every Calorie working for them, may show a decrease in performance because of a tapeworm infection.

CAN PEOPLE GET THEM?

Theoretically, yes, people can get them but they must be infected the same way dogs and cats are: by swallowing an infected flea.

WHY MIGHT A PET CONTINUE TO GET TAPEWORM INFECTIONS?

While many people would like to blame the medication as having been ineffective, the truth is that there must be an on-going flea population in the pet’s environment. The key to eradicating tapeworms from the home is flea control.
August 08, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

Some of the sexual devients around here really need to get their annuses inspected more often by a butt-doctor.  Syphlis, if left untreated will spread to the brain, killing off that part of the brain that's used for thinking.  These people already have toxic gunk and crossed wires in the portion of grey matter that regulates sexuality - they really can't afford to lose more grey matter and be expected to live o­n their own without tapping welfare.  Oooops, maybe that's why most sexual retards are liberal socialists - they need the public dole to survive.
August 09, 2006

Chato said:

Remember this! Defaming tapeworms is now sedition against the sacred Howardland Parasitic Malignancy.
August 09, 2006

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