Max Gross ain't who he thinks he is. Investigative reporter Ricardovitz set out to uncover the mystery of this here Max Gross character. Pretending to be an Australian Anarchist, Gross's true identity has been uncovered by Ricardovitz.
Mr. Gross' secretly lives in the US and works as an adjunct professor at Georgetown University in Washington D.C...at least that's what he claims. But, how many Jewish professors live in the US capital while married to a terrorist? But, before we explore that any further, lets stay focussed on who he claims to be. Mr. Gross claims to be a History Professor, who can be contacted at:
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. He only claims to work on Monday and Wednesday from 10:30 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. Sound suspicious? Wait, there's more.
Mr. Gross retired from the Federal Government in December 2005. Prior to his retirement, he was for eleven years on the secret oversight pannel of the School of Intelligence Studies at the National Defense Intelligence College. Before that, he was Professor of Intelligence (Middle East) at the same institution. He also served as an Intelligence Research Specialist in the Middle East Branch of DIA’s Directorate of Research. Dr. Gross served as a military intelligence officer in the United States Air Force, with three consecutive overseas assignments in Turkey, West Germany and South Vietnam.
In addition to his work at the Joint Military Intelligence College, he now has assumed a "front job" as adjunct professor at George Washington University, American University, Georgetown University and the University of Virginia. This is suspected to be a cover for a foreign spy network that has infiltrated the top security levels of Australian government.
His current assignment was uncovered to be the proliferation of Islamic religion and politics through out the Western countries, focusing on the US and Australia. He also has been especially interested in Ottoman military documents, which code hasn't yet been cracked, especially Ottoman-Arab global domination plan, which remained dormant for decades until recently resurected in the form of New Islamic Nationalism.
Mr. Gross mysteriously married Nasrine Abou-Bakre of Kabul, Afghanistan, and correspondents are presently further investigating these suspect connections.
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Investigative Correspondent: Ricardovitz
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Wrong number
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You got it all wrong. Max Gross is a piss head who lives in the bush up near Derrimut. |
Ricardovitz
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This ain't no joke, like Mr. Gross wants everyone to think it is. He don't live nowhere near Melbourne. He's living in Yankeeville. I traced him back to the Melbourn area and then "poof" suddenly he pops up as a Yankee. Nope. I got Mr. Gross's number and he's working for the Islamic Underworld. All you got to do is connect the dots. |
Beam me up
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if that is the case then Max must have one them teleporter devices - then again, them Arab's obviously so advanced these days it is no surprise they have forged ahead in the field of anti-matter technology. |
The_Exorcist
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If this true, who needs to be exorcised? Where is the demon? In Ricky? How many Max Gross bodies are there anyway? Which one do I clear with "Tech" from The Carnival of $ouls training routines? (Formerly the Church of $uckontology TRs) Xenu sure is going to be pissed off - not speak of the unspeakable Ron! Our Cthulhu who art in R'yleh... |
Japes Sterling
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Max hasnt posted in quite a while. I've heard a rumour that he got picked up by the feds |
Ricardovitz
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Thats why you ain't heard from him - he's got a new life; a new wife. He ain't alowed to talk freely no more. In fact, he never was. He was always jsut some undercover fed opperative drummin up info on you Aussie radical left-bent, wackos. He's got files on all of them thar commie corn-whisky drunkards. That's right , boys and girls you done been spied on by one of yer own. |
Gottleib
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Max an FBI agent! Bullshit. Last time I looked he was a piano playing hippy living with these ex-black panther dudes in this old warehouse in Tobago. (Thanks for putting us up that weekend buddy) One thing for sure is that this Ricardoshite is trying to flush you out Max. Better keep your back to the wall. |
Ricardovitz
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He might be a Jew, but he ain't no commie-suckin, hippy drug guzzlin lefty. He's got the good on y'all freaks and he's back home working for the Yankee gooberment. |
Ricardovitz
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 That's 'em. He even looks like he's wearin a Dixie necktie, but it ain't. Nosiree, boys and girls, that ain't no Dixie necktie. See, Mr. Gross don't no no better. He splashed a little gray hair tonic on his head and done cleaned himself up and all, but that's him!!! Plain as can be. He's workin for them Federal Boys in Washington. |
Rufus T. Firefly
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Ricardovitz may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. |
Davidov
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Only an idiot would think "Max Gross" is really Max Gross. Like many a literary cavalier he is a kind of Blog Batman: by day, a mild mannered citizen going about his chores like any other grinning, cross-eyed, castrated consumer; by night, a drunk at a keyboard. |
Cynical observer
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For instance, John Howard is an obvious bogus name. Who but a noxious idiot would do what this idiot did under his real name? His real name is Benjamin Finklestein-Levy. |
agitprop
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Yeah right! And according to Google Max Gross writes for the Jewish Daily! Fuck that shit! |
Cynical observer
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Max is a HUGE dude! I found this with Google: Max Gross Weight 30480 kg Length 6058mm 20'0" Width 2438mm 8'0" Height 2591mm 8'6" |
agitprop
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Well, either Max Gross is some sort of whacko Ted Nugent wanabee or... and this is a real mindfuck... Max Gross is Ricardovitiz! I mean, look at this fucken shit, its gotta be Ricardovitz backyard, right? http://www.veoh.com/videos/e86120N5gdd9HG?c=s23908 |
Ricardovitz
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And, you're gonna burn in hell for displayin yer disrepsect for the Nuge! The Nuge is a hunger, a gun lover, an NRA board member. |
Ricardovitz
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Who's the homosexual c0mmie who decided that S0CI@LISTs need some kinda special protection 'cause they cain't take a punch and fight back? |
LordyLordyLordy
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Ricardovitz
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to stop people from blogging about socialized medicine. I cain't believe they don't figured out how to stop us! What's 'nother word for S0ci@list??? Commie-lite? Barak Obama? Ruddalist? LAZY-GOOD-FER-NOTHIN-DEADBEAT TENANT??? |
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