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Home Local Oz Politics KIM WILL WIN NEXT ELECTION...

KIM WILL WIN NEXT ELECTION...

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...for Johnny the wind-up troll doll...


...who will promptly hand the prime ministership
to Tony A. Robot, the berserker killing vandal
that will then complete the job of destroying
the sad remains of what was once a nation.

John Hogturd, despite being the highest example
of Ostrichlian manhood, can no longer lie with
his old vigour. His ancient microcontroller
developed bugs in the program and all those who
could write code for it have long since died.

So it is Tony A. Robot that must complete the
great thatcherite work of nation demolition,
with help from the no-opposition ably led by
Kim Bigbagoshitzly.


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TEX LUMBAGO said:

Costello is not worried because Howard has promised him he will give up after the next election and give him the top job.
July 31, 2006

Chato said:

Not worried? Not human, is more like it.
Costello or Abbott? Which is worse?
Dark Lord! Please protect us from your children.
July 31, 2006

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