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Leader of the Opposition responds
to some very unkind criticism
from Labor's last loser, and
promises to help the P.M. to
"GET THE JOB DONE". Wiping the crumbs of the last
of a dozen custard tarts from his
face, Kismet Barbecuezly fiercely
defended his leadership of the
very effective Federal Labor
Losing Party.

"I believe I can understand why
Mark Lashthem unkindly said that
Labor is a spent force, but I
truly believe that I have a
different view of the role of
Labor in the federal arena, and
I honestly think I believe that
we need to "GET THE JOB DONE!"
as a matter of urgency."

"I liken myself to a dentist, as
under my leadership the Labor
lion has lost all of its teeth,
but I am sure it can still give
you a very nasty suck!"

"I also like to see myself as the
proud captain of a doomed ship,
keeping the ship on its steady
course toward a giant iceberg,
and refusing to leave the helm
until it has been fatally holed."

"This is a new era, and I am
determined to keep Labor in its
proper role as the wife of the
governing Liberal party until
they "GET THE JOB DONE".
The sick, socially violent
little P.M., Judas Wankstone
Horrid has the awful duty of
applying the "FINAL SOLUTION" as
part of "GETTING THE JOB DONE",
and he needs a positive, helpful
and deeply loyal opposition to
help him "GET THE JOB DONE". The
last thing he needs is a
negative, carping opposing style
of opposition with its very own
different policies and visions."

"We will be a loyal partner in
"GETTING THE JOB DONE" - the
process of destroying Ostrichlia,
then proudly rebuilding it as the
HOWARDLAND. Only then can we say,
"JOB WELL DONE, JUDAS" and
declare a final victory!"

"I truly believe the totally
dull, Ostrichlian pod-people
share my lack of vision, and have
embarked on this final doomed
voyage to nowhere with me. I
truly believe that I believe this
is truly the true truth that I
believe in, and that is the true
truth and the real reality that I
believe I truly believe in."