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Good to see ASIO has pulled their finger out and started to hit the terrorists in our midst. They should now start to do something about these other groups that pose a clear and present danger to Australia. 1. Illegal immigrants ie Pommie backpackers bludging their way around Australia.

2. News Corp: perhaps the major propaganda organ of the terrorists.

3. Mike Munro: I just hate that prick!

4. Freemasons: Secret handshakes, animal buggery, and the fact they wouldn't let me join. It all spells terrorism.

5. The Irish. It's just obvious.

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