"I have heard of your Simpson and his Donkey; I tell you I and my followers will fuck their asses red raw for Allah if you attack my fellow Muslims in Australia”,
said the bearded bastard in his Iranian hideaway,
"We have spared your pitiful country so far but don't force us to do nasty things to you!"
He then urinated on an Australian flag; a very difficult thing for him to do because old osama has only 5% kidney function.
70 year old Aussie PM Howard instantly responded to this attack branding Osama and his followers "evil men" who "hate freedom".
And then we realised it was just the same PR release we had received from the PMs office after the London bombings.
Later, gay education Minister Brendan Nelson led hundreds of Aussies in a show of bravado outside the local Mosque and burnt it down.
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Tooth fairy
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What ever fucking happened to Bert Bryant? Or fucking Zig and fucking Zag? Its all gone to shit I tell you. Fucking arseholes. They're all you see these days. Carefully fucking manicured stubble. Fucking dandys everywhere. And all these cunts on the fucking radio who sound like 100% ponces. Did you watch this the other night? I don't like that show? I don't know how I'm going to get by until fucking series 4. For fuck sake! And now this fucking Oprah and everyone prancing around her including the Prime Minister. As if we have no fucking national identity anymore. Just a fucking backwater with a dumb ass leader hopping and skipping to the Washington beat. I've fucking had enough I tell you. This country has gone to shit. |
Proud Aussie
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Well fuck off then. We have just had Queen Oprah here to tell us how great we are. Which is conclusive proof that the aussie lifestyle is the envy of the world. And now another load of freeloaders have sacrificed their lives to get to the golden land. Be Aussie. Be proud. Fuck the rest. |
Bates
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Well there is fairly strong evidence that the sting ray that murdered Steve Irwin had previously received telepathic messages from Al Qaeda head quarters. Its also no surprise that the ray never received a public burial. Buried out at sea in the Muslim tradition... it all begins to add up. |
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