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Home Local Oz Politics PLEASE MR HOWARD SAVE ME!

PLEASE MR HOWARD SAVE ME!

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Spank meTwo years ago I used to wake up in a sweat. The fear that Saddam Hussein was going to give his weapons of mass destruction to terrorists terrified me!

And it was then, Mr Howard, that you showed me you really were a Man'o'Steel! You stood up to that Arab madman with your friend George Dubya and stopped the terrorists getting those weapons.

I could get back to sleep again.

But now I've heard about those Mad Mullahs in Tehran who want to build nukes! Please Mr Howard can you stop them? Don't let these nasty people threaten us! That's why we voted for you. You said you were tough on terrorism so please can you and your mate George bomb the fuck out of them!

Lets not bother with any UN bulshit this time; lets just do it.

And then I can rest easy again.

Digger
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Anonymous said:

Digger... mate! now all you have to worry about is the interest rates on your over-extended mortgage and that huge bloody credit card debt!
November 23, 2004

Anonymous said:

If I were you (and thank Kryst I'm not!) I'd worry less about those "who want to build nukes", and start raising a sweat about the cloud cuckoo fanatics that already have nukes: Amen-rica, North Kerazy-ea, and Is-unreal, for starters.
November 25, 2004

Anonymous said:

Here's what your "Man of Steel" and his American masters have achieved in Iraq:





"A study conducted by Iraq's Health Ministry in conjunction with Norway's Institute for Applied International Studies and the UN Development program, found that acute malnutrition among younger children in Iraq has doubled since the invasion. The study estimated that 400,000 children were suffering from "wasting" – chronic diarrhea and serious protein deficiencies.





And the Center for Strategic and International Studies, a Washington think tank that used to have a conservative reputation, has declared that health care in Iraq is worsening at a fast pace. "





What heroes!





Read the article (if you CAN read, Digger old son!): http://www.alternet.org/waroniraq/20572/
November 29, 2004

FlimFlamMan said:

Digger! spotted for the first time ;)
August 28, 2011

Digger said:

This still holds true; in fact it is even more dire now.

Problem is that with lefty losers like JuLIAR Gillard and Obama in charge you know nothing will happen and Iran will have the bomb by the end of 2012.

Disgraceful.

Digger,

Cranbourne
December 05, 2011

Hose me down Feliciano said:

Good, maybe like North Korea, Iran by holding nukes will be able to prevent US bombs from dropping and killing innocent civilians.

The North Korea example suggests that holding nukes is the only way to prevent your country being peppered with bombs as part of the whole war commerce requirement.

War commerce should be illegal.
December 05, 2011

Ricardovitz said:

Iran is gonna git nukes. All them Ayrab nations is gonna git nukes. Tain't a dern thang y'all can do ta stop it neither. But, if you done study yer Bible - you dummies 'd allready know all this here stuff. It's all jest what's leadin up to the SECOND COMING OF THE LORD - ARMAGEDEON!!! Some 'll be ready...................but many won't.

I'm ready.
December 05, 2011

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