Non-core John's hardest erection since
the Iraq boner, is about to go totally
soft in a desperate attempt to slither
back into Kirribilli House.
The Workplace Relations Act, always rotten,
is about to become terminally limp, as
John prepares to pull a swift set of changes
on the voting public. The not-so-secret plan
is to substitute a less alarming set of numbers
for the current set, to convince the workers
of the act's harmlessness.
Feigning floppy harmlessness himself, the
non-core Kirribilli House Rodent mumbled,
"I can't see why we cannot put it back the
way I originally wanted it to be once I get
voted back in! I will just mark this as more
non-core stuff, that way it won't be a lie,
and I can get hard again later!"
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Chato
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Maybe we should pity the poor miserable old creep. The withered old weasel will have to come up with something. Would a bombing help? Threat of invasion from Antarctica? A shock revelation that Kevin Rudd may be under suspicion of having once met a Monica Lewinsky look-alike? Latham once again saying he does not like Rudd? It might break his tiny mind. |
The_Exorcist
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If there ever was a John, it's gone now. He is demon possessed. He needs professional help, but I think it is far too late. We may need to burn him at the stake. -anti666 |
Ron
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When I first heard this on the news I was a bit shocked but really I should not surprised at his flipfloping. He is a politician who needs to hold onto power to satisfy himself and being a snake, it is par for the course then. |
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