their leader's safety after the
horrific London bombing that
killed and maimed many who have
paid the price of the neocon
"WAR ON TERROR" that Tony Blair
dragged his people into by a
putrid pile of lies. The brave little Oz champion of
the suffering masses, calmed the
public's concerns, as the masses
sobbed and shrieked in terror for
the most powerful and selfless
man in their nation.
"I am feeling very relaxed and
comfortable. You can be sure that
the bludging GST taxpayer has
provided a lot more than a
pathetic fridge magnet to secure
MY safety and opulent comfort!
I can understand your concern for
my well-being, as I am the
crowning glory of Oz politics.
Now I want all you bludgers to be
ALERT, BUT NOT ALARMED and ask no
difficult questions.
I'll be alright, don't worry
about me."
Sensing that he should say
something stern to show his brave
indifference to danger and the
solidarity of the Coalition of
the Wicked's Axis of Evil, the
little anal probe oozed out some
more crap.
"Being selfless and very brave,
I will stand up to any enemies of
the Howardland.
No matter how many Oz bludgers
they might kill and maim, I will
dare them to kill and maim even
more!
I have made all the important
people very safe.
I'll be alright, don't worry
about me."
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Anonymous
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System of a down B.Y.O.B. Blast off its party time....and where the fuck are you? You:- Howard, Bush and Blair? |
Anonymous
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I think Chato should leave Australia. Clearly he doesn't like it here. He must be a Pom. Never stops whinging. |
Chato
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Are you kidding! I LOVE the madness that is going on in Oz. I wouldn't miss this nut show for love or money! The UK will not be seeing me again until the Oz drongoes have destroyed their own country first. I sure won't use the underground again, that's for bloody sure. As I can e-mail my assignments to head office, I can live almost anywhere. Long live the Internet! Say hello to Maggot Howard for me. |
Anonymous
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Chato was the name of the Apache chief who betrayed his own people and helped the US Army round them up. |
Chato
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I can hardly believe the number of Maggot Howard fans who have commented favourably on this article. I must be doing something right after all. Say hello to your little tin god for me, arseholes. |
Chato
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For the arsewipe who wanted to know about Chato the Apache chief. (not the basis of my pen name) The most important part of his history was how he was lied to and betrayed by the United States government. He did not betray HIS own people. When he died he was widely mourned. |
Chato
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The suckholes are out in force tonight! Suck up to Johnny you creeps, he might give you a non-core promise. |
Anonymous
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Chato hunted down Geronimo. And who said I liked Howard? Once again you are leaping to conclusions as your articles often show. Your'e just a whiny little pimply thing that whines and whines and then whines some more. |
Anonymous
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You think whining is useful? You think something has changed? You've had no impact man. None at all. What a strange little whiny world you live in. |
Chato
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Hi morons, still whining tonight? You really should get yourself a life. Say hello to Maggot Howard for me. |
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