A flag-pole shoved up every Aussie kid and enforced “exercise” regimes to stem the flood of young fatties, but – contrariwise - advertising for destructive fast-food during kids’ TV viewing times gets the Oz PM’s tick of approval. Under legislation to be introduced by the Howard regime to federal parliament tomorrow, every Aussie school must have a “functional” flag pole or will be refused additional funding.
Schools will also have to enforce a minimum of 2 hours of “exercise” every week for primary and junior high school students.
Xenox News is still waiting for confirmation from the PM’s office re just exactly what defines “exercise”. This reporter suspects it has something to do with bending over and spreading one’s cheeks. And smiling a lot.
Schools with kids wearing daggy tracky daks in the PM’s preferred “dork-and-suckhole” fashion style will receive additional “additional funding”.
In a spooky replay of nazi Germany and the communist Soviet Union, mandatory flag-waving and “exercise” are just 2 of many new conditions attached to $31 billion in “new” Commonwealth school funding.
This new “new” funding was previously announced in March.
Under the Rodent’s latest ideologically-driven corporate plan, school principals will also have greater say in who will teach in their schools. In other words: no lefties, greenies, or poofters, or else NO FUNDING!
The PM claims his policy is “parent-driven”, and he has rejected alarmed criticism that forcing schools fly the Australian flag – still blighted with Old Blighty’s Union Jack - is old-fashioned.
The PM has also rejected expert assertions that the Earth in NOT flat and the sun does NOT revolve around our shit-canned little planet.
"I don't think that kind of symbolism is old-fashioned at all," he said. Fuck no!
Xenox News agrees. The symbolism is simply l’i’l Johnny returning to his roots.
Well and why not, he’s certainly rooted the nation.
Interestingly, while he corn-holes the nation, he prefers to give his US mentor, the psychotic President George W Bush a saliva-soaked tongue job. One could argue the individual merits of this sort of political discourse and social policy, but then you wouldn’t receive any additional “additional funding”!
Get in line or die in a gutter, voters! That’s the word from Australia’s rabid Tory Mighty Mensch. Coincidentally, it’s pretty much the same vile bile that vomits forth from the gibbering maw of the poisonous Shrub in the Oval Orifice. Whew!
In a strangely independent frame of mind, the Rodent continues to muse over the mystery date for Australia’s federal poll, unlike the Pretzel Prez, stuck as HE is with a fixed election date. How un-democratic!
But, like it or not, Johnny, there’s a great big, stiff flag-POLL rising just for you!
No Union Jack-off, no Stars and Strips!
Isn't it about time Aussies gave a brown eye for the small fry?
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Anonymous
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Interesting to note that Xenox News Lefties favourite Mark Latham has AGREED with PM Howard and supported the measures for schools. Leaves you with egg all over your faces. Patriot |
Anonymous
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Who ever said "lefties" support Latham? And by what bizarre criteria do you associate Latham - and Labor - with the "Left"?! Policy-wise, and in "real-politik" terms - Labor is now approximately where the so-called Liberals - a misnomer if ever there was one - were back in the shwanging sixities. And the Libs - particularly under that slimey old power-tripping ratfuck Johnny - are ever so slightly to the left of... Saddam Hussein. It's all about POWER Vote for anyone BUT Howard or Latham! signed by your local radio-friendly organ grinder (fuckemall) |
Anonymous
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FIRST YOU GET THE MONEY. then you get the power. THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN. Tony Montana |
Anonymous
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You investigators you need websites like this coz then you can say there is the bad guy that them there is them bad guys |
Max
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It Johnny Virus "wins" the next election we'll all be singing "god save the queen" again! And he'll reintroduce conscription! Time to hit that nasty little infection with a big dose of election day antibiotics! |
Anonymous
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Like his US mentor the deluded George W. Bush, Jogn Howard dwells in a world all his own, with no clue - nor care - of what sundry difficulties the rest of us must contend with just to get by. If there is a God, He is not the One those two "gentlemen" are praying to. |
Unregistered
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I will not comply with any of little Johnny`s demands for conscripts in his Army. He disarms he`s people and allows foreign terrorists and gang rapists to run amok, and then expects Australians to warm to his idea of fighting on foreign shores to protect his interests? Fuck that! When I`m called up I`ll head to NZ posthaste and leave him and Australia to its own devices. |
Digger
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Hope some big Maori grabs ya and fucks your arse red raw, you mongrel traitor. Digger Cranbourne |
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