the crucial "hinge point".
In the only way he knows, the Oz PM
is crying for help. He has given a broad
hint about his unhinged condition by
harping on the phrase "hinge point".
After eleven years of habituation to
strong laxatives in his special geriatric
medications, he mind has been twisted by
the effects of colonic "surge" and he is
so strangely affected by the word that
even in the face of his "mounting despair
and pessimism over Iraq" he still cannot
stop himself. In his mind "surge" means
"laxative" and laxatives have always
fixed his colonic troubles, so his dementia
leads him to believe it will work in Iraq.
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Chato
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Better get ready with a net! A cornered insane rodent can get very nasty. Oz voters better watch this little twerp very closely as the federal election draws ever nearer. |
Herr Fuckhead
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Laxatives, hinges, and addiction. Sweet,sweet, addiction. Anything, anytime. Smack,crack, cunt, meth, corn flour, booze, pills, parties, wacky tabaccy. I'll take it all. Cause, y'know, Life is for Living! For fucks sake. For Gods sake. For my peckers sake. |
Herr Fuckhead
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Well you see I sawed mine off and then placed it back on with a hinge apparatus. It can fuck you back and forth and at all angles. Oh Dear God why won't this pain go away... |
Venting Wasabi
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It IS going away... slowly, oh so slwly, but it IS going away. The little pustule is losing his grip, his drones are falling by the wayside, the light is at the end of the Burnley Tunnel.... BOOM! |
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