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Home Local Oz Politics Voters flock back to PM Howard as Labor leader Rudd back flips over Greenhouse Gases

Voters flock back to PM Howard as Labor leader Rudd back flips over Greenhouse Gases

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Latest opinion polls have shown a clear trend back to Australia's greatest PM ever John Howard. It seems that the recent performance of Labor loser Rudd and his frontbench of union hacks and retired popstars have demonstrated to the Australian public that they are unfit to govern our great nation.

And now that Kruddy has copied John Howard's plan to stop global warming voters can see that there is no reason to vote out the tried and true team of Howard and Costello.

It must come as a great shock to the likes of latte-sippers such as Chato and Captain Australia that their hate-filled vitriol against Australia's proud leader is having no effect on the voting public. For months the Howard-haters have been spewing their bile against PM Howard and Australia in general. But their extremist’s views have no support amongst the silent majority of Australians. Most Australians know that the 11 years of the Howard government has brought them unprecedented wealth and security, and has raised Australia’s standing in the world. And there is nothing that the Howard-haters can say that will change that!

Expect PM Howard to soon have an election winning lead in the polls as Kruddy and his band of bumbling nitwits collapse under the pressure the PM has put on them and their half-arsed policies.

God Bless Australia!


Digger,

Cranbourne
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Ozone is the trump card! said:

Mark my words, the left hand technique as an environmental policy could make all, the difference, a massive advantage to the party who announces this policy first.

Combined with the excise on tissues the policy is a win/win for the environment, and economic considerations of the voters.

All that is missing is the recycled paper link with the tissues and the game is up!





October 30, 2007

Raspberry Cordial said:

That runt Kruddy would be the most boring PM we could ever have!

he looks like your average dead shit union official with no expierence in real life. What a loser!
October 30, 2007

John Q. Howard (financial expert) said:

Important message from the PM to the elderly, the infirm, the sick, the disabled, and the poor:
Get out of town!
October 30, 2007

Reverend Judas Salvatore Cain (real-estate expert) said:

I can promise you that if you follow me in my ways, I can intercede with God by using my Jesus-on-a-stick fetish. Every last one of you can become much richer than each other. But we must first find the evil ones and nail them to various bits of wood.
Jesus wants you all to win. Trust me, it may be more than eleven years, but drag yourself a little further - just around the corner...
October 31, 2007

Stoned out of my tiny mind said:

They get my vote!

it can...can...can...can...can...

Kandy
October 31, 2007

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