70 year old PM Howard is on course to another amazing election victory!
Rudd’s x-ray eyes no match for old man Howard’s determination.
That's right, our analysis has revealed that while there will be a substantial swing to Rudd and his Labor team, Howard will hang onto government because the swing won't be uniform enough for the ALP to win the 16 seats it needs to form government.
But the most amazing finding was that Howard will win with only 48% of the two-party preferred vote. A definite victory for Liberal democracy in Australia.
So remember you got here first: it will be an amazing 5th victory in a row for John Howard in 2007!
Prof Williams
XenoxNews Statistical Division
Xenox Institute
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Comments (20)
Cynical observer
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Satan likes his boys to win, he owes them. After all, he has sucked their souls right out through their arseholes. Fair is fair. Get ready for the Church of H R Nichols - a chapter soon to be operating in your corner of Hell - high priest Petey Costello, with Pope John the Crazy as its main icon. |
Digger
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All the polls show that the PM is gaining on Kruddy and his Union bosses. I predict a close finish but the PM will triumph. I'll be here on election night. Will you lefty losers? Digger, Cranbourne |
Long John Sliver
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I thought the xenox news poll suggested that John had no poll or that if he did it was a very small one? http://xenoxnews.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=NS-Polls&file=index |
According to digger: Vladimir Lenin
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I find it amusing when people think it means that they are rich and upper class because they have voted liberal. I also find it amusing that ignorant people think that the Labor party is left wing when in fact they are only moderate right wing conservatives. |
Cynical observer
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So many working/slave class fools delude themselves that they are middle class. The term "middle class" was coined to mean traders or at least professionals, not ordinary toilers - even if they spend their day behind a computer monitor. |
Cynical observer
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It is easy to know what other people think, because they gabble like geese, sing like birds. Haven't you noticed? They are proud of their delusions mostly. Find your laughs a better way I suggest. Get out more perhaps. |
Prophet of real doom
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Leo de Bever, chief investment officer of the Victorian Funds Management Corporation. the man responsible for investing $41 billion of the State's money has warned mum-and-dad investors to prepare for a massive sharemarket crash. He says a dramatic downturn is inevitable as the rapid rate of investment is unsustainable, and the repercussions of the $300 billion subprime lending crisis in the US are yet to be felt fully. |
Chinese credit
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That whacko George Wobbly Bush has taken a massive budget surplus and turned into a massive budget deficot and the only thing propping up the US economy is the communistic chinese politburo who have been buying up US debt. And with Awstrillia's next PM young Fudd speaking PERFECT mandarin I reckon he knows which side the global slice of whitebread is buttered... Our only hope is to trade in EUROS! oh, sorry, yanks, that would fuck you up even more... heh heh heh! |
Cynical observer
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The split in crazy old John's personality has widened alarmingly since the latest interest rate rise. He does not know whether he is Arthur or Martha on this matter. At any moment his horrible noggin could split into two halves, each going its own way! |
Howard Hater
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"Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad." Will the whole nation also go mad? |
Cynical observer
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Never underestimate the stupidity of the Australian public. Kevin Rudd may be urging passengers to board the life boats, but John Howard is commanding them to remain on board the Titanic: "Better to stick with the sinking ship you know than risk survival with Labor." |
Chato
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Ricky, we need your help. You know who the target is. Become famous and loved among the Xenoxnews folk. Most of us are real bad shots, so the survival of humanity depends on you Ricky. |
Digger
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No answers for anything except: "It is all PM Howard's fault". If your guru Kruddy gets up I expect he will keep interest rates low, solve global warming, and bring peace to the Middle East. Otherwise he is a liar, isn't he? Digger, Cranbourne |
Cynical observer
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Good on yer Digger. Actually, it IS all PM Howard's fault. So glad that you reminded me. |
Yeshua
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When it all comes to dust Ricky you will need more than your pea shooters. God have mercy on your soul. |
The Carpenter
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Yeshua old boy, could I interest you in a relaxing death on a cross? You let it all hang-out there and just let the nails do their work. You could become a famous messiah and have John and Kev wave little crosses around in your honour. Whadaya say? Eh? |
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