The XenoxNews.com readers have told us they want it so today we announce the launch of the ‘Get the GST off Tissues’ party.
Yes we are a one issue party; but it is an issue that affects many, many Australians. The cost of buying tissues has skyrocketed since the GST has been introduced and for your average Aussie wanker it has become an intolerable burden.
The Liberal Party did nothing about it. The ALP did nothing about it. So we will have to do something about it.
Get the GST off Tissues now!
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What We Stand For
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Policy Number One - Recycling Entice that special someone into marriage with a personally crafted bridal gown made from your recycled tissues What gal could resist such a monument to your virility  |
Carson Krassley
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Oh, no, no, no, no no!! That will never do. For that special man in your life, an extra special bridal garment is called for...  |
Here comes Johnny!
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Hang on I thought you said that this was an independent party but that looks like John Brumby. Pulling into this issue reeks of desperation and displays the length this man will go to towards getting over the line in November! |
Fired up Wanker!
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At last a political party that hears my needs! I know there are many other wankers out there who have strained their family budget because of the GST on tissues. What do the liberal and labor parties think - that we should wank into our hands? It is outrageous. I am ready to protest long and loud in support of this new party. I am open to suggestions on what we can do; a protest march? A wank-a-thon? I am keen to hear any other ideas people might have. Let's all tell Julia and Tony that there they ignore Aussie wankers at their peril. |
Fired up Wanker!
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Still waiting to hear from Julia and Tony. Tony for sure looks the type to twang the wire every now and then; and as it seems like he is going to win we need to put more pressure on him to take the GST of tissues. Aussie wankers - keep on wanking! And don't stop till victory is ours! |
Safemates
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Is Brumby still going to go with the take the GST off tissues policy to save his sorry arse in the state election? |
Hank Winkler
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I think that the government should stay out of this and that masturbation should be privatised. |
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