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Australia's 1st Prime Minister from Altona!

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Julia Bow down to the lesbian from Altona.

Julia Gillard. Prime Minister of Australia

Hoorah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and fuck you Kevin you fucken lizard tongued cunt head.

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sheighlagh said:

so Joooleah Gyuillard is our neu pryme muyinister! buncha laba parti poofs ! shows how much influence the media has and i'm apalled!!
June 24, 2010

BS said:

This is what happens when corrupt power loving branch stackers take hold of a political party by the balls.

Langueller, Shorten and co will have already put out their grubby hands wanting their piece of the pie.

June 24, 2010

Digger said:

Just another ALP union hack. Dinky di aussies will have their say soon and you will be sure the Labour party losers will be getting the boot!

Digger,
Cranbourne (a lot cleaner place than Altona)
June 24, 2010

Herr Fucknuckle said:

wow... looks like the horny voter is finally gunna get his say!

SHOW US YOUR TITS JULIA!


Yours in quivering anticipation of her maiden speech to parliament,

Hairy Fuckedyouraunty
June 24, 2010

Ricardovitz said:

I reckon I told y'all ta vote fer me. That's a right big nose that thar gall got on her commie face. At least y'all voted fer a white girl and not some gasoline-guzzlin Abo.
June 25, 2010

Sultan of the West said:


Gillard told ABC TV's The 7.30 Report in March 2006: "Before you can persuade Australians of your credentials to run the country, you have to show that you can run your political party and to do that we must unshackle our party from the factions. It's time to stop mincing words and to acknowledge that factionalism in the Labor Party is out of control and destructive.

"Indeed, we are no longer talking about factionalism. We are talking about fractionalism. A party in which anyone with a pocketful of votes, often procured in dubious circumstances, believes it is their right to demand something from the party in return."

Names being floated for possible promotion include Parliamentary Secretary for Disabilities and former union official Bill Shorten.

http://www.theaustralian.com.a...5884013420
June 25, 2010

Union Brother said:

It is a big bad world out there Sultan; you can either mope around like some whiny community activist or join the brothers as we fight for what's right.
June 25, 2010

Pelican said:

Interesting character that Shorten.

First marries the daughter of a powerful Liberal Party personage.

Then dumps her, courts and marries the Governor-Generals daughter.

Could one start to think that he is an opportunist of sorts, now hand in glove with several notorious branch stacking operations, ousts Rudd and installs a 'sacrificial lamb'?

To be continued....
June 25, 2010

Union Brother said:

You leave our Comrade Bill out of it birdy. He has been fighting for the working man longer than you have been dropping eggs.
June 25, 2010

CLOCKDVA said:

Watch Tony run. Run, Tony, run! You Tory tosser!
June 25, 2010

Digger said:

It just goes to show how desperate the ALP is. They put an inexperienced woman who has never held a job in the real world as PM! Incredible!

The voters will be running to the experienced and wise Abbott team in droves. They know you can't leave Australia's trillion dollar economy in the hands of someone who is in the back pocket of the Union thugs.

Digger,
Cranbourne
June 25, 2010

Malluch said:

"A FORMER Australian ambassador to Israel has accused Prime Minister Julia Gillard of being silent on the "excesses" of Israel, and has questioned why her partner has been given a job by a prominent Israel lobbyist.

He also questioned the propriety of Ms Gillard's partner, Tim Mathieson, being employed as a real estate salesman by the founder of the Australia Israel Forum, Melbourne property developer Albert Dadon."

http://www.theage.com.au/national/gillard-accused-of-soft-line-on-tel-aviv-20100628-zf5c.html
June 29, 2010

Unquestionable Intellect said:

The more I hear about her and her rise to the top the less I like her. But then again sucking up to the fucking Israel lobby is a national tradition of all governments in Australia.
June 29, 2010

Sewer rats said:

Let's face it - Shorten and Conroy - two of the ministers behind the outing of Rudd and inserting of Julia - have a chequered network of connections to the detritus of factional sewer rats. Their miserable manipulation of politics in Melbourne's West is fairly well documented.

How will Julia keep from being tarnished by these lepers?

And how long before they give her the boot and she is crying on Simon Crean's shoulder and asking forgiveness from the Kruddster.

June 29, 2010

sheighlagh said:

billy no brainer shorten - shorton talent and long on the casting couch
June 29, 2010

Union Brother said:

As I said before, it is a rough tough world out there and the fight for the working man is not some tea party. You have to be rough and tough to survive, and unlike you whingers on the sidelines our comrades know how to get things done.
June 29, 2010

sheighlagh said:

Billy boy isn't tough, he's a girls skirt. Not only that, he's a lying branch stacking bastard.
June 29, 2010

Comrade Cameron said:

Sheighlagh? More like sheila...

Stay sitting on your arse while us Union brothers fight for your working rights. If it weren't for us comrades you'd be working the 7 day week with no leave.
June 29, 2010

Ricardovitz said:

Y'all ever ponder on why God gave Jew-girls big noses and large breasts?
June 29, 2010

FlimFlamMan said:

cant you read you numbnut; she aint jewish, she is banging someone who is in the pay of one.
June 29, 2010

Ricardovitz said:

FlimFlamMan, you dern't know nothin. Look at that thar nose. She's a Jew. Look at them titties. She's a Jew. If'n the Good Lord only gave jew-girls big ugly noses w/o titties like them thar, they'd been extinct thousands of years ago. That's how Evolution 'n Survival of thar fittist works. If you ain't got nothin worth nothin then you git extinct. Might be somethin ta that thar vagina too, but I dern't know nothing bout that - jest speculatin.

Anywhoo - she goes ta Israel and somethin else 'bout her fornicating w/ jews. She's gotta Jew in thar woodpile, she jest dern't wanna admit it.
June 29, 2010

sheighlagh said:

The spelling of my name is correct. My parents are of the new age kind where the trend is to bastardise names and make them more special than they are.

Now tell me, where in my previous comments did I say anything against Unions?

Learn to read, Comrade.
June 30, 2010

Rimmer said:

Why do all our politicians suck up to the Israeli illegitimate warmonger pariah state? How do these mass murdering Zionists keep getting away with it while crying boo hoo poor little us with our nuclear weapons stockpile what about our right to exist on the blood and bones of the people we oppress, rob and kill?
June 30, 2010

Union Brother said:

You bag Julia and Bill, you're bagging the unions mate. Simple as that.
June 30, 2010

Gormless from the old people's home said:

This type of behaviour is easier to understand when you have read content on the internet by people like Ricardovitz.

Reading Ricardovitz it becomes clear fairly quickly that many so called homo sapiens are of very low intelligence, low awareness and little evolved.

People of similar nature try to compensate for their inadequacy and fear by putting forth by violence, aggression and hatred to their neighbours on the planet. This xenophobic small town type of attitude from the less aware that have an uncanny resemblance to the instincts one can see in pack animals and other primates.

Ricardovitz proves that many of our kind are not much more than rabid monkeys and the whole palestine/israel muslim/christian/jew nonsense that stems from this demonstrates how many dumb people there really are in the world and how unevolved many of our brothers are.

June 30, 2010

Dr IP Freelly said:

Dont forget the ignorance of the UFOnik! In fact, I'd say that believing in 'UFOs' is a clear indication of sub-intelligence and/or de-evolution.

Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist
June 30, 2010

sheighlagh said:

simple as that eh? riiiiiighto. no point in arguing with you, comrade.
June 30, 2010

Eyes Wide Shut said:

You have got it wrong Doc. Only a dullard would think that we are alone in the universe.
June 30, 2010

Dr IP Freelly said:

Evidence my dear boy. Evidence.

Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist.
June 30, 2010

Eyes Wide Shut said:

The universe revolves around the earth

The world is flat!

Get real Doc.
June 30, 2010

LordyLordyLordy said:

I thought this was aboutJulia? Not fucking UFOs. Go here:
http://www.xenoxnews.com/Alien...y-now.html
if you wanna talk about that.

And my views on Julia...

So far looks like another Labor hack. Hope she does at least one thing different from the crap they've been doing.
June 30, 2010

Gibbous Phase said:

Rudd served his purpose : the demise of Howard. For that he will go down in history a hero just as Howard will be forever known as the vicious lying grasping scumbag that he is. Expect nothing more. After all, career politicians are all just a pack of amoral cannibal hyenas.
July 03, 2010

iN jULIA WE tRUST said:

July 04, 2010

LordyLordyLordy said:

She is hiding a lot of skeletons in the closet... andalso those apparatchiks that got her the job...

It stinks to high heaven and someone needs to blow the lid clean off?

Is XenoxNews.com gunna be that someone?
July 06, 2010

Abandon Ship!!!!! said:


Another better than average Federal MP joins Lindsay Tanner and bows out of the JUlia Dullard cabinet to make way for another union guy...

"DEFENCE Minister John Faulkner will hold a press conference this morning to announce his decision to return to the backbench following the election."

"For the past 10 years Senator Faulkner has played the role of elder statesman and counsellor in the Labor Party and was one of the few people former prime minister Kevin Rudd spoke to and trusted throughout the recent leadership crisis."



http://www.theaustralian.com.a...5888840953
July 07, 2010

Hazel Pork said:

ferget kevin007 and guillotine gilly....it's hawke agen in 2010

July 07, 2010

FlimFlamMan said:

Only if he is back on the piss... Otherwise fuck him and bring back PJ Keating ;)
July 07, 2010

Fucken Lizard Tongued Cunt Head said:

Please don't call me Kevin
July 20, 2010

Snow Shithole Digger said:

Would anyone like to try my pinkelwurst?
July 24, 2010

hero of Madrid said:

Flame that pinkelwurst... on those cold lonely nights down south
July 24, 2010

Uncle Sam said:

"The role of the United States of America and the corporations it represents in the June 24 political coup against former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd is clearly supported by the evidence, analysts point out. "

"Gillard, on the very day the coup brought her to power, stressed her total commitment to the US alliance and the Afghan war. In an opinion piece published in major daily newspapers, she also repudiated the announcement made by Defence Minister John Faulkner on June 23 — just hours before the coup plot against Rudd went into action — that the Labor government would consider withdrawing Australian troops from Afghanistan within two to four years.

Gillard wrote: “Bringing home our troops cannot be to a pre-set timetable.” The war was at a “critical stage” and “we must maintain our commitment to seeing it through”. Her government, she stressed, “will remain steadfast to the mission we have set ourselves in Afghanistan”."

"In toppling Rudd so swiftly (the coup was executed within the space of just 15 hours) Labor’s faction bosses were simply taking action on behalf of the mining chiefs and other corporate executives, and their opposition to Rudd’s proposed 40 percent resource super-profits tax (RSPT)."

http://www.mathaba.net/news/?x=623974
July 28, 2010

One Eyed Myra said:

Our prime minister, who says her main skills are in education recently addresses a conference of world leaders.


"With my broad Australian accent, even the English speakers in the room might wanna ... may want to access the translation to make sure that they're understanding my words"

Took the the one eyed jack...
October 07, 2010

Economey said:

Is Julia Gillard on a high dose of prescribed sedatives?

Her drawl is sounding slower and slower as each day goes by. She reminds me of my aunt when she is on the valium.

November 25, 2010

FlimFlamMan said:

Maybe she is on the Altona housewife favourite... Natural Gas ;)
November 25, 2010

Bill Shakespeare said:

Julia has a new speech writer. Previous experience was work on "The Bold and the Beautiful" and Oprah.

The first speech included arriving in Parliament with an Australian Flag. On cue a display of breaking into tears.

http://www.theage.com.au/opini...1almi.html
February 10, 2011

The Extractor said:

Well maybe she isn't a lesbian after all but she certainly has some fruity attributes.

This special insightful documentary on the ABC reveals all about Julia including her dog "Bill" (after Bill Shorten) as well as profiling her fuck buddy Tim Whatchamacallit

http://www.abc.net.au/iview/#/program/822188
September 08, 2011

Fucken Lizard Tongued Cunt Head said:

Gillard, going, going, g.....
February 21, 2012

Vladimir Puton said:

She's one of the few PM's NOT a millionaire
February 21, 2012

FlimFlamMan said:

She's not a millionaire yet but give her time. They all usually make their millions after they get booted from office.
February 21, 2012

Ricardovitz said:

Yer Julia look like a titty dancer I rustled up when I was in my prime 'n a heathen sinner. Praise Jesus fer savin me from wallerin in the stank that comes from evil titty dancin women jest like yer Julia. Yessiree, i can smell her stank from here.
February 21, 2012

5th Avenue Toff said:

And I can smell yours. Have a wash you hillbilly scum!
February 21, 2012

Ricardovitz said:

What is you talkin 'bout junior? Men folks ain't git no stank. Go back 'n git some of that gooberment sex schoolin, cuz you musta missed somethin. Its the wommen folk that git the stank 'tween thar legs. God only made one thing can churn out stank, and I ain't got one
February 22, 2012

Dr Balamuganthan Bharucha said:

The hypothalamic preoptic sweat center is located in the brain and sends commands through the brain stem and medulla to the innervations of the sweat glands.
February 22, 2012

Fucken Lizard Tongued Cunt Head said:

I get it Fuckvitz. The 'stank' is just like the stuff that comes out of your mouth. Women have it monthly. You have it constantly.
February 22, 2012

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