So, well, yeah...um.. Garrett decides to step in and oppose a dam on environmental grounds!
Now, why shouldn't that surprise us?
And why are we surprised? Given his track record as a minister it is, like, wow.
So has the bald one smoked up or turned a new leaf? Has he been towing the ALP right wing line, biding his time, plotting... knowing all along that when the time was right, he would fling out and don his environmental activist cape, hold his fingers out wide, stick his ears back and lead a massive transformation of the Australian Government's environmental policies? One where nature would take place of importance over greed, commerce and big industry?
There was something startling in his eyes when he made the announcement that the Traveston Crossing Dam project would not go ahead because it would threaten the Queensland lungfish, the Mary River turtle, the Mary River cod, Coxen's fig parrot and the Giant Barred Frog. ;-)
But was that 'something in his eyes' related to his plot? His BIG GREENIE COMING OUT? Has one of his old friends or band buddies had a whisper in his ear and said "Listen mate, its fucking time already OK, how do you wanna be remembered dude, everyone thinks your a cunt." Was it someone he cared for, on their death bed, that "told him".
Or has the bald one himself been told by the doc that his time is limited?
So, has there been something?
Or...
Did I just get carried away, and mistake the watery eyes, the pathos, for something other than what it is?
i.e. was it just another low down, miserable, fooling, prick of a poltician's gesture? Is there a deal behind this that we haven't heard about yet? Like, is there a desalination plant developer sitting in the back aisle with a wry grin, a nod, the hand shake and deal already done?
I ask you the reader for your interpretation. Is the cape coming out, is he going to be Australia's environmental champion, or is he still the fucking cock sucker that he became as soon as he was elected into parliament?
Tell me because I don't think that I can tell a giant barred frog from a tiny cocked toad anymore.
Curious
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What about another pop star in government? How about Johnny Farnham as Treasurer? Angry Anderson Minister of Defence? Shit why don't we dig up Bon Scott and make him PM, couldn't do any worse than that lame prick who is in charge at the moment. Curious, berwick |
Ricardovitz
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"Pop Star" is Obama newspeak fer Porn Star. Perverts and Devil fornicators done took over Stanky Yankeeland....but not Dixie. We hate that Nigger In Chief...he too scared ta come 'round here none. |
Herr Fuckuckle
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I wouldnt mind his sexy wife visiting me.... shit Id even take a visit from Hilary... Im as horny as a newsstand! Yours with flaccid willow in hand, Hairy Stinkyuncle |
Backdoor Man
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The minister defended his record after being forced to order safety checks on 48,000 homes with foil ceiling insulation. The safety checks will cost the taxpayer up to $19 million. When asked by the Herald if he was up to handling his responsibilities, Mr Garrett said: ''Absolutely, I'm enjoying and relishing the challenge that come in front of us on a daily basis.''  |
Rebel Rouser
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Sounds as if they they may have borrowed a bit of their twang from Duane Eddy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGPG_Y-_BZI |
50s crooner and swing gal lover
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You'd be right about that... That twanging Cramp sound is the delectable Poison Ivy on guitar. She a whole lot of woman! |
Agent Orange
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Garrett 2011: "More than 25 years later, President Obama's speech laid out clearly the values that underline American participation in our region." "These included building co-operation, emphasising the importance of democratic freedoms, including freedom of expression, and celebrating activism, too. It was an inspiring speech and I told him that."  |
Agent Orange
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A few hours later: 177 Occupy Wall Street protesters arrested in NYC, crowds maced in cluding direct hit on 84 year old woman, heads split. I guess this is what Garrett means about "celebrating activism". Cocksucker.  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45...sWK8D24oZA |
Ricardovitz
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The Yankee democracy looks like a pile of mud....mud-collered president; 'n mud-collered animals runnin the streets like escaped chimps. Makin slaves of niggros tain't the problem. Not shippin 'em back to Jungle-Land when we was thru with 'em was the problem. Ware's them Animal Rights folks when you need 'em. It jest ain't right ta keep niggros from thar jungle homeland! Yep, I think I'm gonna start a new charity funderation. RUNTA....Relocatin Ugly Niggros Ta Africa. 'N fer you Australiens, RUATA - Relocate Ugly Abos Ta Africa. Git 'em all back home....It's fer a good cause. |
Alice Springs Bros
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What about FHUATTB? It's a new foundation for Fucking Hillbillys Up the Arse Till They Bleed; its new and its coming to Georgia. |
