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Baldy for PM

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baldyMove over Julia and let a real intellect take over our once lucky country.

We need someone who not only understands the issues that abound across our vast continent but someone who is well travelled internationally.

We need representation by a strong personality who can speak english with a bit of an Aussie twang but not come across too much like a bogan on the international stage.

It would also be neat to have a drug taking rock-n-roll type as PM and this is might be our only opportunity for some time. Nick is not quite ready yet (he is getting balder but his time hasn't come)

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Loony Les said:

I'm on the whiskey flyer for this one Repoman!

Let him Run by Night for the PM job!
June 28, 2010

Mr Magoo said:

I'd love to give his head a good old scrub with the Mr Sheen. I reckon you'd see ya reflection in it by the time I've finished with him.
June 29, 2010

Loony Les said:

I've been away on a bit of a bender so I've missed all of the excitiement...

Who is PM? Did baldy score a new job? And does anyone know where me undies are?
June 30, 2010

Dullard Derryn said:

Kim Beasley is new PM. Baldy has joined 'Men at Work' and your undies are in still on the toaster.
June 30, 2010

Loony Les said:

Thanks Derryn! I wondered where I'd left them...
July 01, 2010

Just a suburban boy said:

If he don't make it to the top it will never bother him. He don't wanna be the one.
July 03, 2010

Loony Les said:

The shine of his head makes me forget about all my worries.

I feel right with this world.
July 05, 2010

Burger guy said:

Your right! Its like marveling at the moon in the night sky. Thanks Pete!
July 05, 2010

pedantic pete said:

Gentlemen... is it 'You're or Your'? If we cannot get our grammar right than how can we communicate correctly?
July 05, 2010

Burger guy said:

Than your a cunt
July 06, 2010

pedantic pete said:

Again language... burger guy you seem to be having difficulties...

Home schooling?
July 06, 2010

Burger guy said:

Speak for yourself ya dolt.

"One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself" - Mark Twain
July 06, 2010

Caveman said:

Maybe Nick can now run as an independent? I'm sure he'll get a few votes
July 19, 2010

Duck me frunk said:

Social inclusion that's what we want from our members of parliament. Here is a good example of how it should be done in a sitting of parliament in a modern Australia:

LAUNCH THIS VIDEO
September 30, 2010

affordable123 said:

September 30, 2010

tea Partier said:

Thats not what Obamcare is!
October 01, 2010

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