Artwork to be used in this month's Victorian state government election would suggest that a new style of colourful campaigning is in vogue on the hustings.
The art and associated election propaganda leaked to Xenox News this morning in an anonymously delivered manilla folder is understood to have come from the office of an inner Melbourne Labor Party MP in a desperate attempt to win voters back after a drubbing in recent polls. The art will be printed on campaign flyers to be letter boxed this week.
Whether the artwork would also appear on how to vote cards has yet to be decided according to campaign strategy notes included in the bundle. Some of the potential slogans in the campaign notes included: "Better the arsehole you know" and another which appears to have originated from the ALPs powerful dirt unit "What you don't know about the opposition leader's wife".
The way things are shaping up would suggest that this state election could be one of the most colourful in Australian history.
Have your say on this new style of electioneering.
TomTitmouse
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I said it before and I'll say it again. Why do we even bother with these sham elections? Your average aussie/victorian moron is not interested in democracy anymore. Chinese Democracy; that is our future- http://www.xenoxnews.com/Oz-Po...RALIA.html |
Herr Fucknuckle
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She has red hair so maybe it is our Julia.... As I am PM now (elected by you, dear XenoxNews reader) I assume it must be my arse she is felching.... Oh dear. I'm feeling all quivery inside. Life at the Lodge; why would I be anywhere else! Yours with pointy pants, PM Hairy Fuckedankle |
Granny Lash
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Just give me and my finger 5 minutes with each of those promiscuous young "ladies", and they'll wish they'd never been born. Lewd, crude, and disgusting. They need to be punished. Bend over ladies. It's time to face the finger fury of Granny Lash, the upholder of all that is good and proper.  |
Bemused and/or disgusted
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Granny looks like your typical Kennett voter... uptight Box Hill bitch |
Colorful Islamic terrorist C/- Cave, Pakistan
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What will the Muslim voter get? That is my first question. And only when they answer that will I decide which side I will bomb :) |
Poofy Pete
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What about the Gay vote? We all know that the queervote can swing those inner city seats... I want to see a pic of Brumby with his tongue up the arse of someone. Now! |
Gone to Indiana
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Being John Brumby Terrifying creepy demented like an undead succubus demonic on a minor level the black eyes tell all |
Fussball in Vucktoria
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Deadhead Ted Ballyhoo is Premier! HAHAHAHAHAH! That is some improvement! Dumb Vuctorians jumped out of the frying pan and into the compost heap! Andf what was Ted's priority, his first and foremost decision as the state's new boss? Permit his cattle industry comrades back into the High Country! What a typical Toorak tosser! |
Nerd with a question
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But will Ted keep my property value rising? In the end, that is all a true Victorian wants. |
