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DUBYA DOES DOWNUNDER

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"Police dog bites cop outside Parliament House. Inside, Bob Brown breaks through a Coalition human shield to shake the hand of George Bush. The Australian people see the unprecedented scuffle between OUR politicians in OUR parliament because CNN defied orders from our government not to film in our Parliamentary chamber."

Now that the crank pResident of the Mutated States of Duhmerica - that hairball in the gullet of Western Democracy - has had his anxious sleep-over in the puppet-state of Awstralia, I planned to post a post-mortem on the Web's only trully democratic site: xenoxnews.com.

Coup-leader Dim Dubya's weird, contorted expression during the televised Parliamentary charade said it all. He seemed bemused. Maybe confused (So many foreign places, so little knowledge!).

I suspect he was probably just plain old bored out of his anal-retentive fucken little mind.

But the sicko-phantic behaviour of BOTH sides of the House sent me sprinting for the out-house.

I longed to express my angry dismay with a fun-loving, freedom-filled, fucked-up Xenox News spray!
But after reading my fave babe journo Margo Kingston's gutsy, honest report, I realised I could do no better.

So, people of the world, go here for a great overview of that fucken Texas idiot's patronising and blissfully fleeting visit Downunder:

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/23/1066631577337.html
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Anonymous said:

Airfarce One should have been refused landing rights!





You just watch how the US fucks Australia over on so-called "free trade". Just ask the Canadians and Mexicans how sore their asses are! For starters, Aussies can kiss their Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme goodbye, along with local content rules for TV etc.
October 27, 2003

Anonymous said:

As long as they get rid of Neighbours thats fine by me.
October 27, 2003

Anonymous said:

Was Saddam a neighbour?
October 27, 2003

Anonymous said:

Is that chicken thing gonna be on TV?
October 27, 2003

Anonymous said:

I'm voting for Shannon (that mediocre, white bread white boy!)
October 27, 2003

Anonymous said:

"We will decide who comes to this country and the manner in which they come," said John Howard - but apparently he and the Speaker are happy for the Chinese to decide who comes into our House of Parliament (The Age , 25/10). Imagine the political uproar if an Australian official tried to prevent a Chinese person from entering China's house of the people.





Not only were Australian citizens barred from entering Parliament when the head of state of another country spoke to the house on Thursday, but the next day a foreign national was deciding which Australians were to be allowed in - and not a peep out of our so-called leaders.


Michael Butler, letter to The Age





It's not mindless anti-Americanism that has more Australians protesting Bush's imperial sleepover than Hu Jintao's visit - it's informed citizenship. We don't have Chinese spy bases on Australian soil, we didn't participate in their invasion of Tibet and the Chinese aren't holding any Aussies without trial and in solitary confinement.





Besides, the US, like Australia, is at least nominally still a democracy and its Government theoretically open to persuasion.


Liam Cranley, letter to The Age





Consider what we have just seen. The so-called "leader of the free world" visits a "friendly" country, surrounded by armed guards, with fighter aircraft patrolling overhead, so afraid for his own safety that he dare not come within shouting distance of ordinary people. Osama bin Laden must be laughing.


J.Hussain, letter to The Age





To what depth has politics sunk when shock-jocks and media barons are invited to The Lodge to meet Bush, yet Simon Crean, who represents at least half the population, is excluded?


Val McKenna, letter to The Age
October 29, 2003

Anonymous said:

Thou swell!
November 02, 2003

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