Put down your glasses ladies and gentlemen. I can call the 2010 election for you now.
Tony Abbott will be Australia's new Prime Minister!
The three year flirtation of Aussies with the namby pamby socialists is over. Time for some sanity and decency to return.
The champagne corks are popping in Cranbourne as I type!
God bless Australia! You little beauty Tony!
Digger,
Cranbourne
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Fr Paddy McShane
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I'm with you Tony! At last our Catholic schools will get some fair funding! May the good virgin bless your soul and Saint Paddy give you a beer! |
BLACK FRANCIS IN PERTH
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Tony Bliar earns £140,000 for an after-dinner speech! FUUUCCCKKK!!! http://www.smh.com.au/world/blair-a-x00a320m-man-of-conviction-20100820-138xh.html |
Fr Paddy McShane
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Oh lord almighty! It looks those heathen greens will be running parliament! My the Pope and all his saints strike them blind! C'mon Saint Tony; do it for the Virgin! |
Fr Paddy McShane
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You'll be in hell while i'm with my lord and all his bare naked angels sinner! |
Her Fuckmeuncle
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What about the horny voter? What will they get? Oh lord! What about my horn! Yours sticky and unsated, Hairy Fucknuckle |
Alexander Jacob Gutman (Australian Sex Party)
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 I just lost to a mad monk. I need some consolation I need some Tina |
Herr Fuckednuckle
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I'm with you Alex! I have sent for my pipe and my Chinese whore. Yours stoned, stiff, and flying, Hairy Fuckyouruncle |
Digger
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I stand by my claim that Tony Abbott will be our new PM. The electorate has voted overwhemingly for the Lib/Nats compared to the ALP; so the independents should listen to the will of the Australian people and support an Abbott Government. Any other option would be undemocratic and a sham! Digger, Cranbourne |
Max Gross
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Bonkers Br'er Abbott - after holding his breath a really really long time - reckons that after the ''savage swing'' against Labor, ''the public expects a change of government''. Delusional as ever. The redhead may be compromised but she always did have more ligitimacy - and nouse - than the Mad monk. And since when is a lousy 2% considered “savage”? Get thee to a nunnery, Friar Fuck, you achieved bugger all except further destabilise your own fractured party. Enjoy the political wilderness, you village idiot, you've earned it. Cheers, Tina! |
Max Gross
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Australia has just dodged a bullet but Br'er Abbott remains armed and dangerous and wants to fire-at-will. Please be advised, padre pencil-neck, the panto is over, the band has retired for the night and the circus has left town. Now there's serious work to be done so back to your factional minders you go for further instructions. Meanwhile, with the Greens as a moral compass and balancing force, we may get a glimpse of parliamentary democracy at long last. Not sure if we should celebrate just yet but what the hell... keep those spritzers coming, Tina. Cheers! |
Digger
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Looks like the GG plant by the ALP could be their saviour. What a disgrace that the Queens representative has been degraded into just another Union apparatchik. Your average Aussie won't stand for it if their desire for an Abbott government is thwarted by lefty corruption. Digger, Cranbourne |
Digger
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One week on and me and all fair dinkum Aussies are furious. How much longer will the ALP continue the charade that they have some right to govern? When will the left leaning media stop their bias and report what every fair minded observer knows is true; Tony Abbott won the election, and that he is the preferred PM. Gillard and her union thug backers should get out of the way and let him and the Coalition team get into office and drag Australia out of the muck that Labour has left us in. And if the ALP and their latte sipping mates in the media don't stop meddling then they will feel the fury of your average Aussie. We have had enough; put Tony in charge! Digger, Cranbourne |
Bill
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I agree. Bob would make a proud leader. In some ways he reminds me a little of William S Burroughs. Maybe Bob could organise to rename our country to "Interzone"? |
Raspberry Cordial
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Christ, that's all we need. A green fairy as PM. Just to finish off the disaster of the last 3 years of ALP government... |
Nest feathering
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Yes, we need another "Do Nothing Government". Just fund stuff for corporate giants, nest your own feather and retire on big super. Either Julia or Abbott will suffice. |
Bye bye tiger
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And power freaks. Enjoy the internet now people. The days of websites like xenoxnews.com are numbered. |
Commbank economist/IPA Buffon
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Of course we do. The invisible hand of the market has divined it that way. |
Bakunin
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The "invisible hand of the marke" is all too obviously visible. There is nothing free about the "free market". |
Herr Fuckednuckle
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I love her "invisible hand" on my pecker... Talk about a rational economic decision ;) Was the best $20 I ever spent! Yours with a happy ending, (PM) Hairy Fuckyouruncle |
Digger
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And now the union hacks on the march again, trapping thousands of innocent Aussie travellers around the world. Our country needs Tony Abbott more than ever to stand up to the Union bullies and stop our descent into a socialist nightmare thanks to JuLiar and the Greens. The collapse of Australia since the 'election' of the Gillard government is nearly complete. The vast majority of Asutralians are crying out to boot the ALP mugs and their Union thug mates out of power and put Tony as PM. It is about time JuLiar listened to the people instead of her Union hack advisors. Digger, Cranbourne |
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