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HUNG PARLIAMENT GROWS A PAIR OF BALLS

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Gillard and Abbott might be one of the best things to happen to this country.

Their collective uselessness ensured that many voters would either swing or vote for independents.

 

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The result is a government whom, for the first time in decades, are pushing through reforms. Reforms which would never have seen the light of day under a Liberal or Labor government should they have had a majority.

Because of the tight balance these reforms are also debated in depth.

The latest reform is the new shield law which has just been approved.

"Tweeters and bloggers will be able to give their confidential sources the same protection as the mainstream media following the final passage of the amended journalism shield law. The bill is the work of independents Andrew Wilkie and Nick Xenophon. It provides a presumption in federal courts that journalists' confidential sources will be legally protected."

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Radagast the Simple said:

That thing in the middle looks like the tree trunks of Fangorn; very old and knarled!
March 22, 2011

Don Quixote said:

I'll vote for the prick in the middle.
March 22, 2011

FlimFlamMan said:

A prick in the hands of Abbott? Well one can't help but feel it is being abused...
March 22, 2011

The Zaroastrian Surfer said:

OK, someone has to say it: is it a well-hung Parliament?
April 01, 2011

Digger said:

The only mob that needs to be hung in that Parliament are those watermelon Greens.

Digger,

Cranbourne
April 01, 2011

gauguin said:

I honestly think Tony Abbott is not quite sane
May 13, 2011

Ricardovitz said:

Y'all is some of thar biggest fools I ever did see. Ask yerselves these here questions:
1. Do normal folks spend millions of dollars jest so's they can boss other folks 'round?
2. Whats thar 'bout being a polotician, sittin in a room with other poloticians bicker'n over laws, rules, budgets, debt, 'n whatnot that you think is fun? Why you wanna waste yer days doin that junk?
3. Do warin a zoot-suit, tie, 'n all them trappins feel good? Why you wanna ware them things?

I'll tell you why - cuz them folks who wanna give thar left testical ta be a polotician boss'n other folks 'round is what they call PSYCHOTICPATHS. They ain't git no nevermind fer you 'n me - they jest git off on feel'n all big 'n pompus tellin other folks what they cain't do. They get money, pensions, whores, drugs, 'n POWER! That what they git fer putt'n up with a heap of other assholes.

So, any of you dumb drug-guzzlin idiots that think this polotician or that polotician is jest fine as slick dog mess is livin in some kinda dope-stupor.
May 13, 2011

say goodbye said:

And when they tell us of the scary infidels out there,

and that we have to lock down the country

and use all of our taxes
to
go
and bomb
them
and their children,
the psychoticpath ratepayers out there agree with them
and start quoting religion, righteousness and
stuff. dumbass
May 14, 2011

gauguin said:

Ignorance is bliss and Abbot knows it. Hells bells he's banking on it
May 14, 2011

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