Chief Nose Picker Stephen Conroy appears to have nudity and pornography on the brain.
Conroy was caught out with a Freudian slip while under pressure during question time when he referred in parliament this week to: "nude DSL"
Conroy's language suggests that he has a penchant for looking at nudity on the internet while simultaneously campaigning for strict internet filtering. Given these facts the term "nude DSL" is certain to enter our dictionaries defining "an individual who postures as an anti-porn crusader while being a closet porn lover".
"He was a nude DSL-er"
This new term is now enshrined in publications worldwide with Stephen Conroy credited for its introduction to our language: http://www.google.com.au/search?q=“nude+DSL
I am sure that the "NO GST on Tissues Party" will be delighted with the prospect of a National Nude DSL Network! (NNDN)
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Herr Fucknuckle
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As PM I thought I had sacked this wowser fuckwit? I will search my desk now for my memo about this.... Oh dear. Sorry. It seems to be slightly soiled. That damn secretary was bending over in the office again... Don't worry dear XenoxNews readers I will be on to it right away. As soon as this movie finishes downloading. Yours loving being in my own private office, PM Hairy Fuckedconroysbuttknuckle |
Cognitive Behaviour Therapist
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Read your mantra each morning, memorise it, and repeat it aloud throughout the day. Do this whilst wearing your clown nose. This will help you overcome your fear of appearing foolish in public.  |
Digger
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What a clown Conroy is; and now with Gillard in the clutches of the red-green clown Brown our country is desperately at risk. Their despicable usurpation of democracy will not be forgotten by dinky di Aussies. There is an anger in the real Australia that will boil over unless the socialist-green agenda of the ALP government is stopped. Digger, Cranbourne |
Union Brother
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Good old steve; always fighting for the working man! Not like you boss boot lickers. |
No good for nothing
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Next these bastards will be putting an excise on clown oil. You read it here first! |
secret attraction
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Just noticed that Mike Quigley's voice and accent mannerisms (lisp etc) sound almost identical to Stephen Conroys'. |
Tax value for money
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oops, nudey boys plan a tad expensive. "THE National Broadband Network will cost taxpayers 24 times as much as South Korea's but deliver just one tenth the speed, according to one of the world's most respected economic research organisations." http://www.theaustralian.com.a...6002952747 |
Conroy Watcher aka Pass me the barf bag
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I see nudey boy standing up again for his branch stacking factional players again today on page 2. How anyone could stand up for the slimy bastards behind the Labor Party that falsify documents, pay for fake memberships (at the concession rate) and putting up their dodgy candidates for representation. Hell, we can thank the factional, fraudulent, freaks in Melbourne for Shorten, Gillard and Brumby. That's right people. The people running the country have only managed to become pre-selected because of deals they have made with those involved in the murky Labor factional embezellment and branch stacking operations. Nudey Boy is proof enough that no talent is needed. Only obeisance the numbers guys. The issue has been very well documented both by newspapers and the Labor Party internal investigations. The upshot is that the current senior Labor MPS are only in place because of mafia like underbelly which is perhaps at its most rampant in Victoria. And when the recent Labor Party report emerged last week highlighting this cancer what does nudey boy do? He jumps to the branch stacker's defence! As hopeless and as stupid as Conroy is one thing he maintains is his loyalty. You have to give him credit for that. Even if it is to the fraudster opportunists that have made it impossible for anyone of quality to make a career in what was once the people's party. The Labor Party now is essentially run by organised crime. (unless fraud, embezzlement, money laundering are no longer illegal) |
Union Brother
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Say what you will about our man Conroy but he knows what solidarity is all about. Sticking with your mates through thick and thin. Obviously something lost on some people here. |
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