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Home Local Oz Politics REFFOS HEAD FOR AUSSIE SHORES AS RUDD OPENS FLOODGATES

REFFOS HEAD FOR AUSSIE SHORES AS RUDD OPENS FLOODGATES

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Another shipment of desperate boat people arrive on our shoresSince coming to power, ineffective and weak Australian PM Rudd has virtually declared Australia an open country to illegal immigrants with his repealing of border protection laws. Now the goose has hit the gander with boatloads of 'refugees' steaming towards Australia's golden shores and hoping for a free ride on her prosperity.

When he was elected in 2007 Rudd promised to keep the hardline his predecessor John Howard had against the refugee problem. But as his Labor party is under the whim of latte-sipping do-gooders and crazed anti-capitalists, he quickly reversed his position and closed down many of Australia’s illegal immigration detention facilities. This sent a clear message to the evil people smugglers of the region that Australia was once again a soft touch. Now the country is reaping the reward of electing the inexperienced Rudd, with boat after boat of illiterate and unskilled people heading their way, all of them with dreams of living off Australia's generous welfare system.

People are now openly reminiscing of what they call the good old days when PM Howard blocked the flood of illegal immigrants with a stern but fair hand. It is illuminating to see that Howard’s system to deal with illegal immigrants is being copied around the world, with only Rudd's socialist regime relaxing anti-illegal immigration laws.
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Herr Fuckedknuckle said:

thats it! I'm heading for where they're going! Imagine drowning and they'd all be swimming to save me...
You can throw me overboard anytime baby!

Yours with smegma coated palms,
Hairy Fuckmyuncle
October 16, 2009

Farmer Brown said:

Maybe this lot can feed the other boat people; keep costs down - let them feed each other! Mooo
October 16, 2009

Captain Butthead said:

That one in the bottom row, second from left looks a little malnourished!
October 16, 2009

My bum is spotty said:

Silicon malnourishment syndrome?
October 16, 2009

Ricardovitz said:

I counted 'bout 4 darkie breeders on that thar boat. Y'all know how that go. Them white gals 'll turn out ta be nothin but abortion whores. And them darkies will be breedin and stinkin up yer country.

Rudd is a self-hatin coon lover. We know his kind, boys and girls, yessiree we do. Jest vote for Ricardovitz in 2010 and tell Rudd y'all is sick and tired of his hate fer good old fashioned white folks. Ain't nothing wrong with lovin white folks, now is thar?
October 16, 2009

Silicon, anyone said:

Geez, where did they got all that? Sink and swim, baby! The Biggest Loser!
October 21, 2009

Unselfish Aussie said:

Christ what a dud Rudd has turned out to be. And now we got boatloads of bludgers heading our way to live off our taxes. There is no way in hell this loser will get re-elected.

Unselfish Aussie,

Manly
October 26, 2009

Ricardovitz said:

I done told y'all RUDD AIN'T NO GOOD. Y'all din't listen. Now here this boys and girls, I'm runnin fer Prime Minister of Australia in 2010. Jest write in "Ricardovitz" and yer world will be a better place.
October 27, 2009

Lookie here! said:

It's TITS ahoy!

These are the types of refugee I'd offer succour too... any day ;)
November 03, 2009

Ricardovitz said:

Thar Devil shove a bunch of milky glands in front of yer faces and y'all is readdy to let 'em in yer borders squirtin out all kinds of colored runts. Yep, them ladies look all right. And, if they all been spade and git micro-bombs implanted in thar heads ta make 'em blow all tar hell when thar Kooter's done shriviled up, I wern't have no problem let'n em in fer you devil hounds ta pleasure yerselves on.

But, that ain't thar Devil's deal. He gits yer hormones a runnin wild and y'all start knockin up these devil-whores disgised as angels, and fer ya know it two things is gonna happen: 1) Ugly Mud Babies is born and 2) You got an old, fat dried up hag that's now suckin off the gooberment tit with all her mud-babies.

That's how thar Devil works his evil, boys and girls. God gave y'all hormones and thar devil know how to stir 'em up ta where you cain't think no more.
November 03, 2009

OM said:

What disgraceful rubbish. Does Xenoxnews have a policy of publishing any old crap that is submitted?
November 05, 2009

LordyLordyLordy said:

Dear Om,

Even a cursory inspection of XenoxNews.com would confirm that yes, they do publish any old crap.

Including your comments.

LordyLordyLordy
(proud XenoxNews crap contributor since 2002)
November 05, 2009

kate said:

Thank for sharing!keep up the good work
November 05, 2009

Ricardovitz said:

OM - what ya need to do is vote fer me, Ricardovitz, in thar Aussie 2010 elections. I'm runnin fer Prime Minister. God's on my side and the Devil 'll take care of any evil politico-whore who dare tries to run against me. But, I reckon I still need yer vote. A vote fer me is a vote fer Paridise. I'm gonna make things right. No more nanny state. No more gooberment slaves. No more gun control. No more "free stuff" fer lazy good fer nothins.

Ya git what ya git and thar ain't no more throwin no fit 'bout it. Work and prosper. Be slothful and starve. It make no nevermind to me. Darwin was thar first sintest tar figgure out God's devine plan. God set everythang up so that only thar best of us survive.

Anywhoo, I can really use yer vote! Thanks, and God Bless

Ricardovitz
November 05, 2009

Oskar Kokonya said:

My God is bigger than your God. And he's been around longer too. Praise be to Almighty Cthulhu!
November 06, 2009

Dewey said:

I hope that they open the floddgates and let all the refugees into Australia. I mean, like, where can you buy a musette in Melbourne?
July 23, 2010

Digger said:

Hey Dewey you wouldn't be so happy if you had to live next door to these so-called refugees. With all their praying and hollering, as well as their terrorist sympathies, you would find the silent majority of Aussies wouldn't want them either.

Digger,

Cranbourne
July 23, 2010

Dewey said:

Be better than that cunt next door proselytising crap from the herald/sun, spraying fucking roundup everywhere and handing around those fucking mystery meat 'sausages' on those white gluten slices. Bring on the chapatis and falafel!
July 23, 2010

I love Reffos said:

I declare that the above picture will become the cover of our Policy Booklet to be released soon.

I.L. Reffos
Head of the "Let all the Refugees In Party"
July 29, 2010

Snow Shithole Digger said:

More like girls from home town when we drink vodka party! But little bit dangerous for dancing
July 29, 2010

JH said:

Now that off shore processing of boat people has been designated illegal, I have developed a new boat people solution.

There are vast tracks of land in Australia that are under utilised and I propose that we send the boat people to improve these areas. It will kill two birds with one stone so to speak:



As far as Tony is concerned, I have loaned him my old Olympic games track suit and am encouraging him to wear them in public more often. I have suggested that he not only wear them when conducting location interviews but also wear them in parliament on occasion, especially when discussion on boat people is on the agenda. He must hurry though as there is a chance that Julia might get in first with the green and gold routine.

John
September 19, 2011

Digger said:

Sounds like a good Idea John. I remember when we had a go getter just like you as PM. They were golden days for aussies; our wealth grew daily cause our houses were worth more, and we had no worries about any Abdul or Osama landing on our shores wanting to claim our hard earned money through the welfare system.

Look how far we have fallen now!

Hopefully soon we will have another go getter in Tony as PM. That will get our great Nation back on it's feet again.

Digger,

Cranbourne
September 19, 2011

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