We got our hands on the hottest document in Australian politics today. The Green manifesto - demands they want met before they consider supporting either Julia or Tony in Government.
It fell off the back of a pushbike on its way to a puff fest in Nimbin. It is the Green Manifesto 2010. It is the rampant demands of a power crazed mob of dope smoking communists (could you have a worse combination? Imagine being at a meeting with this lot, nothing would be done!).
They want to turn Australia backwards one thousand years, to some sort of 'New Age Nirvana'!
Their ultimatum to the major parties includes demands for the following:
1. Compulsory fasting during daylight hours.
2. Enforcing primary school sex education and anti-AIDS activities.
3. Imprisonment of heterosexuals who refuse to 'experiment' with homosexuals.
4. The banning of footwear.
5. Enshrinement of the Buddhist monk and Yoga teacher as being above the law.
6. Replacing the school chaplain with the school Yogi and having compulsory school meditation sessions with him.
7. Nude pre-school.
8. Replacement of western medicine in hospitals with chanting and meditation.
9. Enforced use of saffron as a herb in all dishes.
In the immortal words of Herbert Morrison: "Oh the perversion and depravity!"
These crazed Green fanatics want to bring us back to some sort of Hippie Year Zero. Who knows what will happen if these kooks get their hands on the levers of power!
One thing is for sure, the Green has been revealed… and there is a whole lot of whacked out red in him.
How Tony and Julia respond to these demands will be keenly watched by the Aussie public. The vast majority didn't vote for these loony hippies, and no one of them wants them near their kids.
Digger
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These Green dimwits should get out of the way and respect the wishes of the vast majority of dinky di Aussies: TONY ABBOTT FOR PM! Digger, Cranbourne |
Curious Reader
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Those Green demands look awfully familiar... That's it. This is where I read them before: http://www.xenoxnews.com/Asia/...EOVER.html |
Demanding Government with Clarity
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Are we sure that these demands are unattainable? I mean, look at point #3. Perhaps that could mean watching a Lesbian performance piece. In all of its graphic detail. Surely in the interest of good governance that is not too much to ask or citizens to do? |
Harry Mann
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Found some more Green Party demands: 1. A positive thinking health system that will eliminate all illness 2. No need for business; imagine yourself wealthy 3. Food prices up? No problem, try the 'Air diet' 4. Crystals for all - concentrate the power of your mind 5. Don't educate your children, send them to a Steiner school instead 6. Solar powered cars! 7. A prayer wheel for every home 8. Declaration of Lobsang Rampa as spiritual leader of all the world 9. Clothes banned; all most wear 'robes' Christ on a stick, what a mess Australia is in. |
Ban the fatties
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I like #1. About time we did something about this nation of lard arses. Imagine how much more space we would all have if the obese half of Australia shed a few kilos and actually started to do something productive for our great nation. |
Cesspool Backstroke
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Sheesh, has this site turned iinto some sort of raving redneck bum-sniffing contest? |
Digger
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Katter has seen the light and decided to back the Abbott team. Seems only a matter of time before the other rural independents do the same. Finally the will of the mainstream Australian public is being heard and acted on. Digger, Cranbourne |
Damn provocation
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Those Greens will lead us up the garden path of Luddites and dimwits. meanwhile... Send your kids to school. Drink wine with your friends. And demand another election. |
Digger
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We were warned about the Green menace and now it is obvious they have PM Ju-liar Gillard under their control! What a mess; the ALP are going to inflict a massive tax on us all because of some greenie end-of-the-world nonsense. Fair dinkum aussies won't stand for it. On yer bike Ju-liar! Let the big boys back in charge. Digger, Cranbourne |
done dirt cheap
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I thought that everyone now thought that Julia was the Woman of Steel after her sycophantic US senate spiel. Her Howard style whimpering and tail wagging infused with gratitude seemed to suggest a nice deal was organised a short while before. |
