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Jesus Christ wern't no pussy, boys and girls

Christianity ain't pacifisim and it dern't forbid the use of force in personal or national defense. Jesus commanded his disciples to be armed for self-defense, but not for the purpose of establishing or propagating the Gospel (unlike them Muslims). In Romans 13, Paul learned us that God has put the sword in the hands of civil authority for the purpose of upholding the law by punishing evildoers. (2 Cor 10:4).

So, thar you go.  You can arm yerselves fer the cause of Good.  Thar Bible says so.  Jesus said so.  Thar American 2nd Amendment says so.  And, Ricardovitz says so.
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Bible Studies Correspondent:  Ricardovitz

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*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* said:

Garn, yer pulling our legs. Jesus Christ never existed on planet Earth. So nobody did or said anything. Soon you will be saying that Johnny the Rodent never fondled the scrotums of Jewish billionaires.
August 28, 2009

Love thy enemies - turn your other (arse) cheek said:


Corinthians?
Romans?

What propaganda is that?
August 29, 2009

Grinning in Glenroy said:

Jesus was no doubt a short, stocky, swarthy Middle Easterner, how does that fit into Ricardo's world view? As for the Bible, isn't it just bits and pieces of re-re-re-translated stuff compiled over time, with stuff left out and stuff tweaked? And in fact the "historic" jesus is considered to be an amalgam of different prophets rolled into one handy character for the illiterate among us?
August 29, 2009

Ricardovitz said:

But, I dern't think God woulda made him all swarthy and sand-ape ugly. Nope - Christianity is a Northern European Religion. God knew he needed to git them witch-craft'n heathens on thar right path. So, I reckon that he made Jesus look more like the folks he was tryin to save from worshipin Devil-magic.
August 31, 2009

Laughing in Labertouche said:

You spelled that wrong. Don't you mean 'worrier"?
September 14, 2009

Jim Ramos said:

oh! now that's an excuse for me to be armed all the time. LoL..
still love Christianity over some religions.

November 29, 2009

Godless Grinch said:

Jesus never existed. He is a fictional character created by the founders of the so-called christian church who co-opted the dates, places and stories of other, far older religious cults.
November 30, 2009

Nick said:

But but I I saw him, in the blazing light
November 30, 2009

LordyLordyLordy said:

Must have been the shit you were smoking....
November 30, 2009

Fred said:

Jesus sole function is to save us from the wrath of God
December 01, 2009

Joseph Gomez said:

Oftentimes people opt to be atheist. That's a lame excuse for not believing in anything.
December 06, 2009

Godless Grinch said:

I repeat, "Jesus Christ" was NOT an actual living person. "He" was a character/theme stolen by church founders from the stories and myths of older, prior cults and cultists.

The followers of Krishna shouted “Jeye” or “Ieue” during celebrations.dccxlii This “ieue,” as we have seen, is the same as both YHWH and “Jesus,” as admitted by Clement of Alexandria (153-214), who noted that “the Savior”
had been represented by the letters “IE,” the same designation found applied to Apollo on his temple at Delphi. The “Savior,” of course, was not a carnalized, historical person but a spiritual construct that, as noted, was known to many mystery schools and sects, which could thus be termed “salvation cultists.”

Prior to the Fourth Century, there was frequent and general mention of “Christos,” and his worship to the east of Rome. But nowhere can be found any authentic mention at that time of a Jesus Christ. It was not until after the Nicean Council that the name Jesus Christ was ever known to the world.
December 07, 2009

I love God and his name is Jesus said:

Poppycock Grinch. They wrote a big book about JC (ie The Bible), nothing about these clowns 'Jeye" or "Ieue" (what a stupid name). And as for Clement of Alexandria he was the idiot that burnt the Alexandria library down! How could you trust a fool like that?

So, in a word, get your facts straight Grinchy or you'll be burning in Satan's flames like the rest of the godless fools.
December 07, 2009

Godwin Grinch said:

There ARE no facts in the so-called "Bible". No "apostle" wrote a single word that appears therein. Christianity’s history is rife with forgery and fraud. none of the gospels was written by its purported author and, indeed, no mention of any New Testament text can be found in writings prior to the beginning of the second century of the Common Era (“CE”), long after the purported events. These “holy” books, then, so revered by devotees, turn out to be spurious, and since it is in them that we find the story of Christ, we must be doubtful as to its validity as well. It's all sham, scam and the greatest swindle in history. The ultimate mindfuck!
December 07, 2009

I love God and his name is Jesus said:

The only 'fact' that matters is that the Bible was written. And by that fact alone it constitutes the most important work of art, a work of life, that has been handed to man. For why would God write a forgery? The words of the Bible speak of an ageless wisdom distilled down to it's essence; and from that essence only can man attain life immortal.

So Grinchy stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
December 07, 2009

Ricardovitz said:

AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! and goodnite. One smart feller, and a bunch of no-nuthins.
December 08, 2009

Beam me up Jesus, where ever you are! said:

The Bible just proves that people will believe anything in their panic. "Christians" prove that we are in the main still a bunch of dumb monkeys.
December 08, 2009

Godwin Grinch said:

God did not write the bible. He is a fictional character created by the men who did write the bible. Most of it was written hundreds of years after the "events" portrayed, by appropriating the stories of other cults and cultists. The story of jesus christ can be found only in the forged books of the New Testament, an assortment of gospels and epistles that required many centuries and hands to create. Even so late as the middle of the sixth century, the canon of the New Testament had not been settled by any authority that was decisive and universally acknowledged. Iit took well over a thousand years to canonize the New Testament, and the Old Testament canon remains different to this day in the Catholic and Protestant versions. This canonization also required many councils to decide which books were to be considered “inspired” and which “spurious.” Contrary to the impression given, these councils were not peaceful gatherings of the “good shepherds of Christ” but raucous free-for-alls between bands of thugs and their arrogant and insane bishops. Christianity - like all other cults - is all a huge con job.
December 08, 2009

I love God and his name is Jesus said:

There you go with your godless nonsense again Grinchy. The fact remains that this book has lasted thousands of yearsand it is read and believed by countless millions, and no amount of your piffle is going to change that. When you come before his heavenly throne you will be hoping that the forgiveness he preaches will be given to you. But I think with your `pride of knowledge' you have already sinned a step too far.
December 08, 2009

Jesus said:

Merry Xmas!!
December 08, 2009

Godwin Grinch said:

The gospel story of Jesus is not a factual portrayal of a historical “master” who walked the earth 2,000 years ago but a myth built upon other myths and godmen, who in turn were personifications of the ubiquitous solar mythos and ritual found in countless cultures around the world thousands of years before the Christian era. As such, the tale served to amalgamate the numerous religions, cults and sects of the Roman Empire and beyond, to create a state religion that was promulgated through forgery, fraud and force.

The virgin birth is not history, and Jesus’s parents were not called Mary and Joseph. Jesus was not from Nazareth, which didn’t exist at the time, and the magi, star, angels and shepherds did not appear at his birth. He didn’t escape to Egypt, because Herod was not slaughtering children, and he didn’t amaze the priests with his teaching at age 12 in the temple. He did not suddenly at 30 reappear out of nowhere to mystify people who, if the birth stories had been true, would have already known him. The “historical” Jesus didn’t do miracles or raise the dead. The sayings and sermons weren’t originally his. He wasn’t betrayed by Judas, since that would be illogical if he were already “world famous.” There was no trial, no crucifixion and no resurrection.

In fact, all that we find in Judaism and Christianity—there is virtually not one concept, belief, or idea expressed in Judaism or Christianity, not one—that cannot be traced back many, many times to many different religions. All myth!
December 09, 2009

I love God and his name is Jesus said:

Grinchy take a break. Face it; if you are going to have a day off on December 25 it is because YOU believe that Jesus Christ lived and was the son of God. Otherwise you'd be a hypocrite, wouldn't you?
December 09, 2009

Ricardowatch said:

The one christian idea that is different:

Love thy enemy?

The one thing Ricardovitz can't do! lol
December 09, 2009

George said:

Yes it is rather amusing that Jesus lover Ricardovitz demonstrates in his ranting all over the internet that the whole Jesus thing is a crock of shit.

Christianity in the noughties is exclusively something used for revenue raising or used as some (baseless) foundation to back up hate speak.
December 09, 2009

Herr Fuckeduncle said:

I love my enemy! Especially if she is blonde and of ample bust!

Va-Va-Va-Voom!

Yours with sticky fingers,

Hairy Fudgeknuckle
December 09, 2009

Godwin Grinch said:

@Mr/Ms/Mrs "I live god": I take December 25 off because it is a public holiday.
December 09, 2009

Ricardovitz said:

Yep - I done fergit 'bout this. Some 'ol boy say I dern't love my enemies!!!! 'N Jesus say in Matthew 5:43: "Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you"

But, Jesus - he dern't say nothin 'bout how I gotta love my enemy. He don't say I cain't kill 'em. I can love 'em 'n kill em - and I am fulfillin God's prophecy. I can love 'em 'n torture 'em - 'n pray fer thar souls when I'm done, if I wanna - "n I'm stilll gonna be right with God. All I git ta do is love 'em. "n I do - I love 'em real good, specially when thar souls is sent down wayward to thar Devil. Jesus Christ wern't no namby pamby cowering coward. See, he know jest what I'm sayin, cuz I know jest what He was sayin.
March 08, 2011

Come on, Brutus said:

Video below that shows how fucked up a religion can become after Americans get a hold of it.

Note that one of the people applauding in thhis video is on the short list for the US presidency!

I guarantee you will want to escape from this world using sedatives, booze, anything, after watching these "Christians"

Prepare for extreme insanity:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BOwF4MuBt4
March 21, 2012

Fast Benny said:

Religious belief is a mental illness and should be treated as such
March 21, 2012

Satan Lover said:

I always liked Christ on a stick. Withering in agony as his old man left him and his deluded followers to rot.

Now look at them. The modern day Christian is a witless fool ashamed of his own body.

Great religion you have there morons.
March 21, 2012

Ricardovitz said:

Christ died fer you; sacrificed fer you. But, that ain't all - he FOUGHT the Devil 'n his eartlinly vermin fer you!!! This ain't religion - its the universe - you is part of it, like it er not. Religion ain't nothin. Look 'round, God lives, 'n not in no books neither.
March 21, 2012

Squib fancier said:

He died for you Ricardo and all you can do is distort the message of love with ugliness and hate. The US version of christianity not much different than the Taliban. You best shut the fuck up about Jesus less you change your ugly ways uou nasty hillbilly hate spouter.
March 22, 2012

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