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You cannot lick your own elbow! I know you tried it!
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Anonymous said:

You can however lick your own dick.

And yes, I've tried it.

November 20, 2003

Anonymous said:

yeah, and Turtles can breathe through their butts.

November 25, 2003

Anonymous said:

There's no word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
November 26, 2003

Anonymous said:

what about cunt?
November 26, 2003

Anonymous said:

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
November 26, 2003

Anonymous said:

or as it is known in olde english:


cunth!
November 26, 2003

Anonymous said:

where is the proof?
November 26, 2003

Anonymous said:

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
November 27, 2003

Anonymous said:

Actually, you can't fold any size piece of paper more than 6 times.
November 27, 2003

Anonymous said:

what??  you didn't read about the donkey train that crashed into a bunch of women bathing in the river??
November 27, 2003

Anonymous said:

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
November 27, 2003

Anonymous said:

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
November 27, 2003

agitprop said:

You guys have given me a fuckin headache!
November 27, 2003

Anonymous said:

never mind dear, take a Bex and lie down - you'll feel better soon.
November 27, 2003

Anonymous said:

Venus is the o­nly planet that rotates clockwise

November 27, 2003

Anonymous said:

Cockwise?
November 27, 2003

Anonymous said:

Stop whining and go lick someone else's elbow!
November 30, 2003

Anonymous said:

let me penis from venus rotate counter-clockwise in Ur-brown-anus...dear
April 24, 2004

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