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JOE HOCKEY

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Is he the Messiah?


Or is he a greasy used-car salesman?
In any case, would you buy a used-car
from this man?

Would you accept salvation from him?
Should we call the exorcist?

Just what is John Howard's strange
fascination with this creature?
Is he the reincarnation of Rasputin?

Is he really Jesus in drag?
Should we do the crucifixion properly
this time, and do his mates as well?

Has he been circumcised?
Who wants to check?

Does he find Alex Downer fetching in fishnet?

Why hasn't he answered any of these
questions?
If he has nothing to hide, why is he
scared to let us all know?
Comments (11)add comment

Current Liberal Voter said:

Old Joe looks like a happy chap to me.
What your problem with him?
March 27, 2007

Unregistered said:

When he tells me what he's hiding, I will decide.
- Ex Liberal Voter
March 28, 2007

Chato said:

Current Liberal Voter, I will help you out of your perplexity. Try these concepts: smug fat pig bastard cunt liar thug idiot. If that is not enough, just remember, Liberal Party, John Howard...
March 29, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

smug or a thug? People who are smug to some are really just confident due to their success. People who are looked at as a "thug" are most certainly strong people who aren't pushed around very easily. To be against those traits in a person is to admit that you are scared pussy.
March 29, 2007

Unregistered said:

Smugness and thuggery are psychological defences against deap-seated and overpowering urges to engage in submissive homosexual acts, along with a need to be humiliated by rolling in human faeces. Further analysis always reveals a sense of deep shame and total heterosexual inadequacy.
- Dr. Sigmund Freudenstein
March 29, 2007

Unregistered said:

Zey are chust scared liddle poys needink zer poppa.
- Dr. Sigmund Freudenstein
March 29, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

Homosexuals always attempt to take non-homosexual things and twist them into some kind of homo-rationalization. This is a blatent attempt to satisfy their fantasy and desire that heterosexuals that they find themselves attracted to are homosexuals that might find them attractive.

It's sort of like me think'n every beautiful 19 year old girl is in love with me - otherwise knows as "wishful thinking".
March 30, 2007

Unregistered said:

Yes, we can now see it so clearly. Ricky will have to find more support for his defence against the urge to submit - a beautiful 19 year old girl wants him - he is handsome, potent, and desirable. Anything to deny the deep homosexual tendencies that the fascist rationalization feeds upon. Soon he will watch more movies of big men "pumping iron" to reassure himself that he is not a sissy. Soon he will only be in the company of big men, and will find women "too weak and soft".
- Dr. Sigmund Freudenstein
March 30, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

According to Mr. Freudenstine, if I desire beautiful 19 year old girls to want me sexually, I'm a homosexual. And, if I dont' desire beautiful 19 year old girls to want me sexually, then I'm a homosexual.

So, according to Mr. Freudenstein, whether or not I desire to be with beautiful women is irrelevant...he believes that I'm a homosexual.

But, all men either desire to be with 19 year old women or do not desire to be with 19 year old women. Thus, according to Freudenstein ALL MEN are homosexuals.

I admit to my "wishfull thinking; but I think we have a psuedo-doctor in the room who can't admit to his.
March 30, 2007

Unregistered said:

Ricky, it is nothing to blame yourself about. Of course, you are not to be blamed for your conditioning. One fine day you will no longer feel the need to be violent, you will no longer feel the need to seek the company of big strong men to get their approval through your submission, and you will be scared no more. Now that is something to be optimistic about, isn't it?
- Dr. Sigmund Freudenstein
March 31, 2007

Unregistered said:

Ricky, I have come to save you from all this heartache and chaos. Give it all up, and believe in me (or my words - I'm not fussy!) - We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.
- Jesus
April 01, 2007

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