Wagged their tongues up any fanny.
For the delight of a quivering whore,
They could explain the universe to you.
Old Fritz thinkers couldn’t get a root to save themselves.
Kant had a cock it took a microscope to see.
While Nietzsche, like all good German men,
Would only receive while bent over the sink
If the English thought they would have had philosophers.
Spinoza, what country was that idiot from?
Like Descartes he was old and stupid and never spoke about
the gift of felching from a Spanish Virgin's arse.
Those ancient Greeks, they are my favourite Philosophers;
They never failed at all in having a root;
And any old hole would do.
Socrates sucked off Plato who fucked Aristotle who would fuck a bottle if needs be.
Democritus liked to squeeze his cocks remains onto a sandwich;
With which he feed his maid.
They say he invented Bukkake;
seems fair enough to me.
So there you go
A fistful of fucking philosophers
Who liked to think and fuck and fight and die
Thanks fellas.
Flato from Klatuu
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YUGO
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Fuck deleted the wrong comment again.... Your headline is ambiguous. I don't care either. |
Unregistered
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I heard about an Aussie wannabe philosopher who got such a bag case of clap of the tongue that he had to deliver his utterances out of his arse. Eventually his arsehole got equal rights, and took the wannabe's job off him. *CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA* |
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA*
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Yugo, both arseholes could not write, because they could not write. Feel free to invent your own reasons... *CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA* |
Ricardovitz
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Rhym. This is a direct result of the Jap influence on western culture with its "haikuue" non-rhyming, bullshit poetry. Now, every two bit nutty Johny, or looney Jill thinks heshe's a poet. YOU AIN'T! Australians are nothing more than a mongoloid mix of english, arab, jiggaboo, and chinkjap. You really need to wake up and smell the opium burning in your basements. |
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