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A Grand Unified Theory

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“Only by defining nothing can we define something” Einstein

 

There you go. So simple, even a child could understand it.

 

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Ricardovitz said:

Y'all dern't know nothin 'bout unification theory, 'n physics, 'n whatnot.

I got yer Unification theory right here, boys and girls - GOD! This here universe wern't jest created by God, but it is God. Its a livin breathin thang, 'n we tain't but a bunch of vacuoles 'n lysomes in some cell on a nat's ass.
May 18, 2010

Scaredy Tim said:

Oh no! We's are inside Gawd!
Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy!
May 19, 2010

Jonah said:

Someone light a torch!
May 19, 2010

FlimFlamMan said:

Do not, I repeat, do not do that!

The bowels of our Lord are filled with the stench and flammable gas only a self-righteous non-farting God could have. Any spark and the whole shit house goes KABOOM!
May 19, 2010

terry said:

Another view for your consideration. take 2.

Fuck me Rae

May 31, 2010

No nonsense Nancy said:

So no Big Bang at the start instead a Big Wazoom at the end? Is that what he is saying? In 2012?
May 31, 2010

Dr IP Freelly said:

So is it 2012 for the end of the world now? I always thought it was 1999...

Dickheads.

Dr IP Freely
May 31, 2010

Prince said:

1999 was the big party
2012 is the big grind
May 31, 2010

Simpkin said:

Let's call it the big churn.
June 01, 2010

robin said:

Call it having the horn and wanking.
June 01, 2010

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