“Well I fucked you in Cairo for a quid;
It wasn’t polite but you said you’d take it up the ass for a shekel or two…
Then I waltzed into Suvla Bay but there wasn’t a cunt to be seen.
So I fucked the duty sergeants red raw arse;
And then grabbed me gun ‘cause those damn Turks bombed us with gas.
In WW2 I had the pick of the World Wide Whores;
From Londons back alleys to Port Moresby fuzzy wuzzy angels.
I fucked every whore good money could pay for,
And, thank fucking god;
By now they had invented penicillin.
Cause me cock would have been green and gone otherwise!
In occupied Japan we learnt the sweet arts of the Orient comfort women.
Who’d fold your socks
Suck ya cock
And wish you good night
All for a dollar or two.
Twas in Seoul I first saw her sweet black hole,
And when the dirty commies had had enough,
I did my bit for free enterprise;
And remunerated her well.
I was 17 when they dragged me to Vietnam;
Ain’t never touched a tit, let alone fuck a pussy.
But boy, by the time I had finished Saigon
There wasn’t a part of women I hadn’t blown on.
One of Dili's more accommodating residents.
Now a days it aint much different
A digger can fuck a whore in Dili, Bahrain, and the Solomons.
And as I now stand to attention by her bed on this Anzac day
I salute this whore and all the whores us Anzacs have fucked before!”
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Unregistered
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Poet Lorikeet, that is the rough-and-ready Anzac spirit right there. But in those days we paid no GST on our harmless boyish pranks. Not that I blame Anzac John for the GST. Did you know I almost got a DSO? It means Dick Shot Off! Har, har - pretty funny? Where's me bloody beer - Pissed Pete |
Unregistered
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Tex, "mein teil" which one? Is it yours? How is it yours? Can you lose it? Please be more specific. If you fail to furnish adequate answers I shall get Alan Jones to castigate you on air! Did I say castrate? - Confused |
Unregistered
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"Denn du bist was du isst" ("Because you are what you eat") Will someone please eat the Oz prime ministerial little prick? - was confused, now sickened |
Professional Foreign Policy wonk
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She is the type of superhero osama and bibi want to send to cairo to stop the MB takeover of egypt! |
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