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Enter Edgar

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Edgar Lumbago?I heard myself proclaim'd,
And by the happy hollow of a tree
Escap'd the hunt. No port is free, no place
That guard and most unusual vigilance
Does not attend my taking. Whiles I may scape,
I will preserve myself; and am bethought
To take the basest and most poorest shape
That ever penury, in contempt of man,
Brought near to beast. My face I'll grime with filth,
Blanket my loins, elf all my hair in knots,
And with presented nakedness outface
The winds and persecutions of the sky. The country gives me proof and precedent
Of Bedlam beggars, who, with roaring voices,
Strike in their numb'd and mortified bare arms
Pins, wooden pricks, nails, sprigs of rosemary;
And with this horrible object, from low farms,
Poor pelting villages, sheepcotes, and mills,
Sometime with lunatic bans, sometime with prayers,
Enforce their charity. 'Poor Turlygod! poor Tom!'
That's something yet! Edgar I nothing am.

Exit.
Comments (6)add comment

The Fox said:

How would we get by without the frequent refuge of hollow trees? How else to neatly escape the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, a well-aimed kick or a pack of baying hounds? Yes, I'm with you, Edgar my good man!
July 17, 2008

Unregistered said:

What?!
July 18, 2008

The Fox said:

Hey Edgar my good man, why not go mad and take on another personality like Ricardovitz does. Then they could never find you. Well it was just an idea I had...
July 18, 2008

The Fox said:

How many Edgars are hiding in there anyway? Do I win a prize if I count them all?
July 20, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Gettin' Sent'mental (Ricky's pome - hotter than a possum makin love in a wooly sock)
Tenant - yew ain't nothin but a suck-egg dawg Jes' watch Ricky eatin' high off the hawg
Chawing down this big bowl a grits Sumpin yew dont ever gits
It ain't no skin off my back Even tho' a thang I lack
I jes thinks it fine If yer belly gits 'quainted with yer spine
July 21, 2008

Lawrence Ferlinghetti said:

Trick Dicky, slicky willy, trickle down theory, makes you weary!
October 12, 2010

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