_______________________________________ Tenant - yew ain't nothin but a suck-egg dawg
Jes' watch Ricky eatin' high off the hawg
Chawing down this big bowl a grits
Sumpin yew dont ever gits
It ain't no skin off my back
Even tho' a thang I lack
I jes thinks it fine
If yer belly gits 'quainted with yer spine
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Cynical observer
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Well folks - it doesn't come any better than that! All the world's poets have just been wasting their time. Sure brought that old dryness to my eyes anyway. |
Ricardovitz
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I done said 'fore I dern't write poems. Just a bunch of gobbly gook from the mouths of crazy folks. Dumb old Tenant. Gotta give the Tenant some credit, though - he's gonna do right fine here outside of Clayton in my spar cabin. I reckon the Tenant just wants to fit in, tryin to emultate me and such. He just 'bout might. |
DOCTOR_BENWAY
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Hello Ricky my lad, this is Doctor Benway. I'm sure you remember me. I can see that the occupational therapy you have received at the Substance Abuse Clinic, Woodridge Psychiatric Hospital, Clayton Georgia, is bearing over-ripe fruit. Keep at it Ricky, and even Mister Edgar Poe will twist in his grave. They are good people at Woodridge Ricky, so just do exactly as the doctors and nurses say and everything will go well. Bravo! |
Ricardovitz
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There ain't no nut-farm clinic in Clayton. That's over 50 miles into Tennessee. Not Georgia. And, I'm sittin in a cabin on some beautiful forest outside of Clayton Georgia. God's Country, it is. |
Cynical observer
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Nurses still letting you at the PC Ricky? You don't seem to know who you are, or where you are. The hospital you are in is just up the road from your bog. Yes, that's right - in Clayton! Anyone can check by just using Google. Which multiple personality Ricky is it this time? (1) Director of Activity Therapy - Woodridge Psychiatric Hospital in Clayton, Georgia. Master’s Degree in Counseling and licensure as a Professional Counselor. (2)... is the founder and clinical director of Southern Institute of Psycho-Physiology in Clayton, GA. He was affiliated with Ridgecrest Hospital and Woodridge Psychiatric Hospital from 1986 to 1995, where he pioneered one of the first large scale EEG Biofeedback/Stress Management programs in the US, which he designed and directed. (3)... Her experience also includes serving as: Counselor, with the Woodlands Foundation, at the Woodridge Psychiatric Hospital, in Clayton, Georgia. (4) WOODRIDGE HOSPITAL (CLAYTON, GA) Detailed Hospital Profile:PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITALS Services provided by WOODRIDGE HOSPITAL:. Beds - Total (Total number of beds in a facility, including those in non-Participating or ... |
Ricardovitz
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If they was, I'd know 'bout it. Lived 'round here all my life. You go on and tell me what all is in Clayton, since you's an "observer", a "tenant", and a "Dr." Benway. Now, I reckon you might be thinkin on the Clayton County, GA. That ain't no wheres 'round here. That's south of thar big city, Alanta. Nothin but loads of porch monkeys live down there. They's huffin meth, crack, crank, glue, quick-start and lick brake fluid - bunch of moon-crickets. |
Ricardovitz
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yer come ter see me in visiting hours here at the Substance Abuse Clinic in Clayton. Sometimes it all gits a confusin fer me with them strange thinkins an stuff - that thar's the problem bein a ward of the nanny-state. Yew caint imagines how much comfort yer words bring ter Ricky - better'n guzzling speed like the other Rickys. Seems lickn' brake fluid did more bad things to ricky's brain. Sometimes they lets me look down road so's kin see the old Ricky place. God bless yer Doc! |
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