(in honour of a 33rd degree demon Oz PM)
Ol' man Smegma,
Dat ol' man Smegma
He mus' know sumpin'
But don't say nuthin',
He jes' keeps rollin'
He keeps on rollin' along.
He don' plant taters,
He don't plant cotton,
An' dem dat plants 'em
is soon forgotten,
But ol'man Smegma,
He jes keeps rollin' along.
You an' me, we sweat an' strain,
Body all achin' an' racket wid pain,
Tote dat barge!
Lif' dat bale!
Git a little drunk
An' you land in jail.
Ah gits weary
An' sick of tryin'
Ah'm tired of livin'
An' skeered of dyin',
But ol' man Smegma,
He jes' keeps rolling' along.
.oOo.
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Comments (5)
Cynical observer
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Are you serving the Howardland investors properly? It must worry you dullards that you are not working hard enough, that you are failing to conform with your total being. Somehow the investors are not receiving the full value of your labour. That your heart does not belong to the Howardland. Please understand that the only way for you to expiate your deep guilt, is to breed and produce the next generation of toilers for the international investors in this commercial Howardland animal farm. |
Simple Simon
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Vote for crazy and corrupt old John, and you will have all the smegma you could ever want. That should help you in the "hard times" ahead that Johnny has made inevitable. |
YUGO
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Read about the wonders of smegma. I feel sorry for the victims of circumsion. They've been mutilated for no good reason. Don't forget to read about the pearly penile papules! |
Clown oil reseller
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We are very proud to introduce a new line to enhance our clown oil product range! The product is already very popular in some Asian countries and despite the pressure on demand we believe that the western market is now ready for our natural tofu substitute! Smegma - the bodies natural ointment. Your tofu is my smegma! |
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