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Home Artist Poets Corner NOT IN SHERWOOD FOREST

NOT IN SHERWOOD FOREST

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No Robin Hood or green things.
No riding thru' the glen.
No Beazley.
More crappy rhyme.
A legend begins...


*KEVIN RUDD*

Kevin Rudd, Kevin Rudd
He can count to ten
Kevin Rudd, Kevin Rudd
With his band of men

Feared by evil John
He will taste his blood
Kevin Rudd, Kevin Rudd
He's no dud!
(to be continued...)
.oOo.
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Digger said:

Rudd will be another Labor dud, just like the rest of them. Latham, Crean,Beazley, all duds.
Compared to our great leader they are pathetic.

Digger,
Cranbourne
December 07, 2006

Naughty John said:

Rudd = John Howard's love child (genome testube turkey baster experiment gone wrong)
December 07, 2006

Unregistered said:

Gee Digger, a great leader? Johnny you mean? I suppose from a suckhole perspective he could project that illusion. Who do you really think you're kidding?
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
December 07, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

It is true that people who feel compelled to make up rhyms are most likely insane. It is what the brain of a natural schizophrenic does to attempt to create order out of chaos.
December 08, 2006

Unregistered said:

Ricky, you are a very sour creature. Did some big kid steal one of your toys and you never got over it?
I can understand how a thing like that could twist your mind, but if you don't try to fix your condition it will inevitably get worse.
Just look at John Howard to see how this disorder can totally destroy a man's soul!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
December 09, 2006

Unregistered said:

There ain't nothing twisted in my mind. I see things with total clarity, in vivid color, and with ordered rational reasoning. I know what's real and what is not real. I don't wear a tinfoil hat and spout off about wild and crazy conspiracy theories.

The TRUTH is as plain as the pruney looking bit of haggared flesh between a 90 year old woman's legs. It's terrifying to some; and very familiar to others. It is what it is.

The truth is that Islam is an evil religion; that true Muslims are evil people. The Jews are too weak to destroy the Muslims, and the Jews will ultimately be chopped down to an even more insignificant few than they already are. The Christians are even weaker than the Jews, but there are many more of them. Once the Jews are completely insignificant, the Christians will be slaughtered like cowering lambs by the Muslims.

But, nothing lasts forever, and evil will not reign over the world for eternity, but it will for a very long time. Mohammed will be the Second Satan, when God destroys the Evil Ones, and this too will be told to your decendants in the New Church of the Third Testament.
December 09, 2006

Unregistered said:

Ricky, if you ever change your mind about the tin hat, I know someone from Hellsong Industries Screeching Choir of Death, who can get one cheap!
However, you did put my mind to rest about crazy conspiracy theories. Your clear and rational analysis makes it clear that The Bible is absolutely and literally true on every point that it makes, no matter how many times it contradicts itself.
Thank the Good Lord that John Howard is protecting us from evil with liberal sprinkles of self-raising flour! I shudder to think what would have happened if some raghead substituted anthrax spores instead!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
December 09, 2006

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